ANIME STANDING system requirements
Minimum:
- OS: Windows 7 SP1+
- Processor: Intel Core 2 or similar
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Graphics card with DX10
- Storage: 300 MB available space
- Sound Card: DX10 compatible
Recommended:
Recommended requirements are not yet specified.
Really silly game, parody of a popular walking simulator at the time.
Up sides :
- Somewhat funny if you played the game its making fun of.
- Unexpansive game.
- Contains NSFW content.
- The DLC to add nudity to the game is FREE.
- Achievements available.
Down sides :
- Some task in the game are somewhat frustrating to do and will take a lot of time.
- 3D model is low quality.
Conclusion :
Since the game is pretty cheep i think it was worth it, especially if you get it on sale.
The payed DLC adds some more silly things not sure if they are worth it that much.
Overall i had fun with this one.
Vintage chocolate chip cookies
Ingredients
150g salted butter, softened
80g light brown muscovado sugar
80g granulated sugar
2 tsp vanilla extract
1 large egg
225g plain flour
½ tsp bicarbonate of soda
¼ tsp salt
200g plain chocolate chips or chunks
Method
STEP 1
Heat the oven to 190C/fan170C/gas 5 and line two baking sheets with non-stick baking paper.
STEP 2
Put 150g softened salted butter, 80g light brown muscovado sugar and 80g granulated sugar into a bowl and beat until creamy.
STEP 3
Beat in 2 tsp vanilla extract and 1 large egg.
STEP 4
Sift 225g plain flour, ½ tsp bicarbonate of soda and ¼ tsp salt into the bowl and mix it in with a wooden spoon.
STEP 5
Add 200g plain chocolate chips or chunks and stir well.
STEP 6
Use a teaspoon to make small scoops of the mixture, spacing them well apart on the baking trays. This mixture should make about 30 cookies.
STEP 7
Bake for 8–10 mins until they are light brown on the edges and still slightly soft in the centre if you press them.
STEP 8
Leave on the tray for a couple of mins to set and then lift onto a cooling rack.
RECIPE TIPS
FREEZING THE BISCUITS
If you’ve frozen the biscuits, take them out and arrange them on a lined baking sheet. Once defrosted, pop them in a medium oven 190C/170 fan/gas mark 5 and heat for 2-3 mins to crisp up. Don’t leave them too long or they’ll dry out.
STORING DOUGH
You can keep the uncooked dough in a sealed container in the fridge for up to two weeks. Simply take some out, dollop on a lined baking tray and allow to come up to room temperature for 5 mins before baking
After playing H-Sniper my life changed, and I expected this game to do the same for me but I was let down by this game and it did nothing for me. Compared to the shooting game this one had no passion. 0/10 but I will still check out the rest of their games.
Bored people. Horny People. Achievement hunters. Come on down!
strand-type sisyphus simulator
I sped run this masterpiece with 2 hours and not a shred of dignity left in my soul. I challenge any pure soul to complete this with the spacebar unbinded from your computer. lest you hear the hentai sounds.
DLC is internally-coded, and installed with the game. True/false tidbit at startup, which caused a delay for some reason. Off the bat, she looks better (adorable even) clothed but I suppose that's personal preference. Your camera is not stuck, the game just sets your mouse sensitivity to zero just because.
There are no world borders so don't speed up every cliffside or you'll have to restart. The messages left by players are not moderated, occasionally funny, occasionally just a slur, and by the looks of it people don't know there's a character limit. Keep the cybertruck around as it trivializes transport.
If you don't make an actual game purchase every six months or so Steam doesn't let you access the community market, and at the time it was worth about fifty cents. That's why I'm here, writing this review as Counter-Strike; Source takes an eternity to install. Getting the achievements to 100% just looks like a matter of grinding, after which I will never touch this again.
Probably the 2nd best Strand type game I have ever played and I consider myself an expert on Strand type games.
UUUH, I was totally gifted this
not bad, but the camera can be very annoying especially on the second mission
why this game is created by someone ? Idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
a massive waste of time to play just like death stranding
but the gameplay makes it funny to play with the boys
naked anime girl doing mission? why not!
I love this game for how simple and fun it is. Easy to beat not much play time took me to finish the game. I wouldnt be disappointed paying the price they are asking as you do get what your paying for here. BUT i found this Gem on a killa steam sale which was EVEN better. This game made me smile and I enjoyed passing time with it as i finished it twice . It is one of the games you play once in a while to kill time and enjoy seeing in your library. JUST FUN OVERALL C:
The best Strand type game. Honestly enjoyed this game, would recommend
Never played the game this thing is based on so I have nothing else to base this on, but it wasn't bad, it reminded me of an actual game. just running around while watching anime to finish the achievements. Also, I want to punch the person that made the barrel pushing mission...
This game have many potential, please add trees and rocks, and sun rays, aand this could be a good game
Not really a good game, but it's cheaper than a lollipop.
I guess it's a good joke gift or something.
Pros: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cons: Unity asset flip, walking simulator, bad graphics, mouse control will randomly stop working, has one VERY tedious mission that will make you want to uninstall instantly.
Unironically liked the game, it's pretty short, about an hour, but you know... anime boobas, that's all I have to say, I regret nothing.
This is the greatest strand of All Time
completed the game without the dlc :(
Very short but simon enjoy so eh
Masterpiece, worth every 90 cents i paid for it.
Nice game. Wow! Souls like difficulty and better than base game (Kojima learn something from this art)... Worth every penny of this 0,79 .! One BIG -minus- is for messages payed DLC should be base ,otherwise 4.5/5. Masterpiece! And a Little Anime Girl should be naked more in Anime Standing 2 pls.
This is probably the most strand type game ever
Never Schmoved in a walking sim like this
Best game i have ever played, worth the money.
its a an anime where and standing
C:
Played this for the achievements, I swear.
I wasted 83 minutes of my life and $0.99 plus tax. The second mission where you have to roll a barrel 1041~ meters took 30 years off of my lifespan, that shit was so tedious. Also there's a MOUNTAIN YOU HAVE TO ROLL IT UP! But it likes to stray away from you and then roll down at a faster rate than you can run. Anyway other than that the game was super short. I was honestly expecting it to be way funnier but it wasn't that funny by itself. What was more funny was the various messages people left (which by the way, you have to pay $0.99 to get the DLC to do that!)
A lot better than it has any right to be!
Yes this a cheap parody/meme game, but it's by no means bad. It actually has a fairly big map to wander across and the soundtrack is actually really really good and chill to listen to.
17 minutes review of this, and spoiler, it really isn't as bad as death stranding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb1snHDSzj0
Honestly...for like a dollar to get me 75 minutes of mild entertainment...it's not that bad.
Now this... this is a game.... Kojima should be taking notes
For like $0.60 its really not that bad. I'm sure some folks could get 100% achievement in less than an hour
The true Death Stranding experience Hideo Kojima envisioned
walked outside and got stuck in the fence. pretty cool game
you walk, you look at the anime booba, you get likes. Truly the greatest of Stand Game quality
Ambient music is actually nice lmao
Mouse Sensitivity ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF
Sir Sam Rosenberg MBE, commonly known by his alias as Shrék, is a Scottish migrant worker based in the east end. He expresses his hate for the British, due to his Irish ancestry. He was born and raised in Edinburgh where he was a slave of Merida, carving out the names of Irish kings on the Stonehenge. He became a refugee specialist in 1994, following the Rwandan genocide, when the Scottish king, Lord Farquaad granted refugee permits to 20000 affected Rwandan's. Farquaad ordered Rosenberg to find shelter and provide basic needs for the refugees as well as jobs in the British labour force. Following his success, he was granted knight ship in the year 2000 and an Order of the British Empire in 2005. He was later sold for 6 billion Iranian Rials to Steve Job's pixar as a slave after speaking out against the Scottish government due to his support of Brexit.
haha barrel go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
amazing and easy game!
barrel part is easy!
game includes:
Aesthetic jumping sounds
Bug free smooth gameplay
Amazing soundtrack
Nice little character
10/10 ! I showed this game to my big bro! he loved it
Too broke to afford the real thing. Why are her nips out?
Fucking mouse dont work .. boobs are fine
Not really much to say here. This isn't a great game, it's barely a game at all. There's almost no story, no info, just some voice saying a few mission objectives with no context. The character you play looks okay, but has no development, story, name, or anything else. It's an empty shell doing 5 boring missions in what's best described as a lunar landscape with a scarce few buildings that really serve no purpose either. Some vehicles are here but they control badly and don't really improve the experience. The best part is the soundtrack, but that's really it. There is one mission that requires pushing a barrel and it really shows how frustrating the game design is, and demonstrates what not to do for physics puzzles. The slow motion toggle helped, but that mission alone is basically half of the whole game's experience.
A friend pointed out that the controls get messed up after the first mission; thankfully it's fixable in the options.
Not worth your time or money. It would have been nice if more effort went into this game, but it looks and plays like something slapped together in a week, tops.
terrible game
*clicks "recommended"*
Extremely similar to walking simulator, but not in winter, has somewhat of a story-line, an all electric Tesla Cybertruck that sounds like a 1971 Land Rover Defender and a mildly terrifying big tiddie anime girl.
far more superior than kojima's copy
I want DS' pissing feature in this.
Annoying in parts but ultimately fun. It really does need a tonne of optimisation though. Also! You get ride around in a Tesla!
the best 79 cents i have ever spent
+ Easy Achievements & nice music
- Literally everything else
Genuinely one of the best "zen" games on Steam, where you just casually enjoy doing things at your own pace. If the Mako from Mass Effect 1 controlled like the hovercar DLC in this game, I woudl have a thousand hours in Mass Effect 1 from exploring planets alone.
Could honestly use more crates to collect, though. Like litter the hillside with dozens of crates.
Its like walking sim... but better
It took me 70 minutes to 100% the game. So lets get on the review:
So far its a million times better than the other triple A game that ripped of this game. Anime standing at the very least advertises what it really is. A true walking simulator. the best part was the barrel mission. thats where boys become men of pure strength and steel. It will test your patience and reflect on your own moral values along the way. Hell im so bothered that i manually ran 10000m without using macros so square up plebs. Also has cracka soundtrack
It's goofy as hell, also tiddies I guess. the one quest with the barrel can be irritating. Idk, if you like weird games for easy achievements go for it. 6/10
Funny. Not worth $.99 but still very funny
'YOUR PACKAGE, SIR' - Himawari, 20 y.o, Naruto and Hinata daughter
6.7
ALL GOOD
Basically, this game is inspired from Death Stranding. I never play that but know a bit about it. It was a big hype back then, so I know a bit. And developer right here, make the anime version? Let's check it out. Firstly, the game is literally fine, you just deliver package from one lab to another. They don't joke while measure the distance, it takes 1000m or more by running. It should be okay, unless if it happen in real life lel. The hardest part is on mission 2. I'm aware that rolling a barrel 1000m is really close when you just rolling from home to home. But this is need to be patience, you are going up and down through the hill. Even all the rest of mission is easywalk. That's kind of interesting. I roaming through the hills until I fell into a deep of abyss and can't respawn rip.
[+]
- BIG BOING
- GOOD ANIMATION
- INTERESTING GAMEPLAY
- 18+ PATCH
- WALKING SIMULATOR
- GOOD MAP DESIGN
[-]
- CG ARE NOT BETTER THAN THE LAST OF WAIFU
ANIME STANDING, as long as I enjoy the game, you get more improvement than the previous game. This is what I like from this developer. The problem is, this game shouldn't play with 'trackpad'. It will easy to play with mouse, my problem is USB port all malfunctioned, all I have to do is game it with trackpad. The result is I put more extra time, and passionately beat this game with trackpad. Yea, finally I can made it. Should try this game I recommend it. Not long, this game just took 2 - 3 hours. Have a nice day~
10 out of 10 good booba and truck fast get game
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Of all the weird joke H games out there, this one was kinda fun.
Look up the Curse of Sisyphus, if you want to know why I don't recommend this game. Figure I'd teach someone something. Also sorry to those I bought this game for, hope you got a little enjoyment out of it.
It was oddly peaceful playing this game. There was a stupid glitch that turned mouse sensitivity down to 0, so after fixing that by maxing them out, I was right back to playing. I do recommend this if you need something to just calm your mind.
i took a shit while playing this
5 simple missions, mainly delivering boxes as a bikini girl. Takes around 1 hour to clear the game. Might take a little longer if you try to 100% the achievements. Very huge open world but its totally barren. There is a free DLC to make the girl naked if watching people running around naked is your thing.