BBQ Simulator: The Squad

I don't get it. Thousands of games on steam and somehow I bought this one. This "game" that barely has anything going on. It's not fun. It's not funny. It feels thrown together for a laugh, but somehow I paid real money for it. Really, I'm giving myself a negative review here for not thinking just 2 seconds about what I was doing when I bought this.

im sad because they didnt add bugatti btw what color is youre bugatti but i can throw knives at my freind so i recomend it

WHEN THE CREW IS GOING TO GET VERY LIT YOU BRING OUT THE WHITE CLAW CAW CAW

THEN THE FAM WILL WATCH TIK TOK VIDEOS AND SHOW HOW WELL THEIR DAUGHTER IS DOING AT THIS SUPER EXPENSIVE PRIVATE COLLEGE CAW CAW

PROBABLY GETTING IMPREGNATED BY A LATINO MAN WORKING AT A GAS STATION CAW CAW

i tried burning the tree with the blowtorch but it seems that the tree is fire proof. So i tried it in the real world but the tree burn and i was brought to the police station afterwards

Please dont get this game, me and my bud played two of the gamemodes and they. its just glorified fetch quests. wish i could get my $1.50 back

This game does hold meme value. That being said, there are better made games that you can get just as much enjoyment with your friends by playing.

It is mostly just a compilation of fetch quests disguised as a game.

Marinating the meat takes sooooo long. This game reminds me of real life, where if I hosted a BBQ I'd have no friends there ;~;

i can't believe the overwhelming joy i felt when i 200 pump pissed on that bear! the feeling of the juicy meat cooking was mesmerizing! My favorite game i have played today!!! 10/10 overcooked meat would recommend!!!!!!!!!!

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I hear the growls behind me. They have come

I twirl around the zombies slowly encroaching me. Without thinking i pull out my sausage and toss it at them. One down, but there's 6 more. My friend attempts to entice one with a roast chicken. We called her Wanda. She managed to take down another zombie but they would not stop. My friend was soon down.

I didn't know what to do as my life flashed before my eyes. This is how I die. But, god damnit, I'm going to go out having fun.

I pull out a beer and chug it. My bladder responds and I begin pissing all over the zombies. To my surprise, and horror, they fall. They fall to the power of urination. I live to cook another day.

10/10

This game saved my life.

I am 27.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ing minutes to this music long enough to realise that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realisation, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realise that.

Thank you

one of the best games ive played it. it is very realistic compared to ohers games. The fact that you can punch the anime girl and she likes it makes it 100 times better! Worth the price even if it was 600euros

Literally best game known to man, get to bbq with friends without having to touch irl grass or even hangout with them irl.

Played it with my friends, couldn't feed amine girl, disappointment

seriously if this is how time is spent, life is worthless.

actually go do something that gives something back worth while.

this is dumb.

Great if you have friends. If not, I wouldn't bother. For those who do, prepare for some goofy antics, as this game has all sorts of modes that have interesting challenges. Great online party game.

This game is intensely funny especially when you throw your friends almost cooked food away for them to go and fetch for you to just do it again

10/10 Would Recommend

It's funny and fun. But i don't really like the urinate at all cuz it disgusting. Other than that..it's okay

this game is the best game i have ever played in my life. I have learned to cook in this amazing game. This game has got to be number one in my list of games. I have never felt more joy playing this game. This amazing game have got me in a loop of non-stopping joy. This game made me want to be a dad and have a cookout with friends. This game made me not want to play any other game, I only want to play this masterpiece. I cannot wait for another version of this type of game play. Me and my wonderful friends have played this masterpiece of a game and wanting to play more.

Balls, burgers, beers, and lots of pee.

What an absolute banger (literally). The BBQ simulation is next to real and the time it takes to cook the meat is definitely not frightening to say the least. Triple-A game for sure, BBQ Simulator: The Squad takes an interesting approach to a first-person shooter style battle royale game. The graphics are unbelievable and the realism is clearly evident with the gore after you throw a kitchen knife into your friends abdomen. The only thing i wish it had was a rewards system for when you complete a mission. But thats ok, that is probably saved for season 2's battle pass. 10/10 Would recommend.

IF YOU'RE TOO SHORT YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING!

can bbq with the boys good game

this game is fun with friends but dont worry its fun for if you dont have any im looking at you buddy some day youll get some

Cannot jump, 0/10, literally unplayable

One of the few games I've ever thought of getting a refund on. The game mechanics are not fun, and I do think if the developers spent time on the mechanics they could have a game that is still quirky but at least is worth actually paying for.

It did make my friend and I laugh a bit while checking it out, and I value that. Otherwise, we are not going to play this game again.

If you like drinking beer, peeing on peeing on stuff, and swatting flies, this is the game for you. If not, order a pizza.

I really like this game but...

- There's a glitch where the white champagne can't be completed (therefore the entire "level"? can't be) because the red wine or the red champange (whichever it is) is needed to complete the white champagne drink but I can't find the red anywhere. I saw someone else in the reviews also had this issue.

- There was no indication that E was needed to pick things up and open doors. I know E is already largely used as a key to pick stuff up in most games but my dumbass didn't clock it until I watched someone else's gameplay and they had the E symbol shown to them above each item which I don't have. Hopefully, I didn't unintentionally turn that setting off somehow? If not, it should be added back into the game, or at least in the intro part where it says AWSD to move.

- I started playing part of the second map (survival I think it was?) in single player mode and there's this countdown of stuff that's supposed to be happening? Such as the arena shrinking and whatnot, but nothing happens? I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be doing in the map because there doesn't seem to be an objective unlike the anime girl one, but maybe I missed it cause I couldn't concentrate and ended up having to leave because (read next bullet)

- The running gesture while holding an item makes you feel super sickly because the item is rigorously dragged across your screen from left to right, right to left and back again while running, making you feel ill, so you end up just having to walk, which isn't convenient when the map has a lot of travel involved to grab different ingredients, such as the map I mentioned above, where the seasonings are placed all over the place.

Atm I haven't played too much so this review could be considered a limited take but it's still what I've come across so far. I've left it as a positive review though, because although it has its flaws, I definitely still had fun and don't regret the purchase, esp because they're things that can hopefully just be fixed in the future.

Thanks!

this game are so hot i love it

Stupid game that i fucking love. came for the bbq, stayed for the piss

Piss on the dog meat in the sky

A nice budget game for chilling.
If you don't mind spending some time figuring out how to control/ navigate/ select/grab things and you want to have some funny mad scenes like peeing everywhere, overcooking your food, and throwing things everywhere, this the game for you.

The tutorial could be improved. Coz it was quite confusing in the first 20 mins.
I didnt know how to select and grab things at first. I took me sometime.
I don't have a mouse with middle scroll wheel but still I manage to release stuff from hand by other keys.
I was also very confused how I could place the meat on the plate. And later I realized I just needed to move the plate to the target, like the girl or something.

So the game could be annoying at first. But the whole idea is fun and it would be great if you play with your friends.
Seeing your friends peeing everywhere or got stuck at somethings must be a nice idea.

Politics this, economics that. A man just wants to Barbeque with The Bois

Trump this obama that,i just wanna grill...

very good, being short is awful

I spent $1.49 expecting a high quality game but got a free mobile game that you play at your grandmas house when you are bored. I would rather invested my money into the dollar menu at Mcdonalds or burned the money to keep myself warm. The only redeeming quality of this game is the urination feature but other than that it was pretty boring.

4/10 wouldn't recommend

Lumayan Juga Nih Seru. Game BBQ Simulator

Okay, if you're buying this game banking on the fact that it says "single-player" also... don't. Multiplayer is the only *real* option for this game. I assumed there would be AI's to fill in for the other players (which are usually friends in multiplayer) and it doesn't. You're just walking around by yourself bored.

penis and also dicke and ball hurt

After losing my son in the divorce to that devil woman Grace I was looking for a way to connect with my son. I tried fishing and there was a slight “ACCIDENT” at the river bank that ended in a restraining order. but what do you expect from Grace? Soon after that I found this game. It was just what I needed so I sent my son a copy and bought one for myself. Now I get on once a weekend and grill with my son and talk about important things in life. And best of all Grace has no idea it's me and I’m technically not breaking my restraining order so jokes on you Grace you old hag.

I'd rather grill my nutsack than play this for another hour.

I have an ultra wide screen and the walking anymation made me very dizzy looking at it. I have a headache now.

wanted a refund but never got a message back :(

I love pissing on bbq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Piss and meat 10/10 would recommend

this game is dumb and i kinda love it

Pissed on Bear. Shoved pepper and thyme into rib cage meat. Sexed bear with knife

This game is terrible lmao, get it

This is so funny and this almost kill me. Lol
this game is too fun but I love it btw. But in the single player's game mode it doesn't has much content as I want.
So what a bout the multiplayer?... YESSSSSSS This is perfect! me and da boyz we all love it! 🤍

I got to murder my friend while barbequeing a pizza. I especially love eating bacon over my best friends fresh corpse
Would recommend if you have a pal to incinerate

yea goog, achievement no goog
dont expect to play for more than 30mins

They kept trying to BBQ things that aren't edible

Don't really know what I played. 10/10

It is an ok troll game, at the current state I wouldn't recommend it. It is just fine. I got bored with it very fast.

This game is ridiculous and one of the best games to play when you are with friends. Get drunk, high or just have a weird group of friends and grab this game. Lost track of time and ended up playing with for hours with my friends.
If you aren't into simple,silly games don't buy this. If you just want to relax after work while being frustrated that you didn't season your steak properly to cook, having to start ALL over again- Then this is for you!
It's worth the $2 and the amount of joy I had with my friends in this game.

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I.

Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?

For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial, you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable.

I want it in a money order and make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates. That's my loan out. It's totally legit … it's done just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard, but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask, all right?

You're a high-risk client. You're gonna need the deluxe service. It's gonna cost you.

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

I never should have let my dojo membership run out.

Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.

As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's been known to happen."

Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me.

would be game of the year material if had walter white cooking meth game mode

Perfect Game for drug addicts!

Props to the developers!

Love it

My dad left me when I was 3 minutes old and I was abused by my mother. I lived on the streets for most of my life, going from shelter to shelter and begging for change. I saw an ad for this game and knew that I had to take a loan out to be able to afford a PC and play this game. After playing this game for less than an hour I have found the true meaning of life. I turned my life around and have become an entrepreneur. I own several businesses and my father finally returned from the store (long line). This game has completely changed my perspective on life and I can truly say that it has single handedly pieced my life back together. My parents got back together and I am no longer a fat little ugly virgin living on the streets.

honestly to be honest, makes me feel like a 90's dad. ten out of ten would frick him again

Barely qualifies as a game. Graphical glitches, typos, and broken mechanics galore.

its really bad, and i'm usually a fan of bad games

How the fuck is this even considered a game. You literally piss and shit on the food that you have to eat. I wish someone would piss on the developers head so they can understand how bad this fucking game is. I could literally shit on my keyboard and make a better game than this. How the fuck are the reviews positive because I just tested positive for wasting my fucking time and money on this bullshit of a game. 10/10 game would recommend.

As someone who suffers from a rare condition being allergic to sunlight and oxygen, I am not able to go outside and enjoy things such as bbq. I was really looking forward to endulgingin the experience that this game provides however I was sadly dissapointed. My grandfather died on a bbq grill in 1979 and I couldn't imagine that experience being any worse than mine playing this video game.

this game was worse than my breakup last year, still would recommend 9/10 i can throw my friends food at the neighbors

A short and fun experience with friends. A more in depth first impression linked below!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GkjFWpsRFI&t=618s

cookin with the homies and pissin on their food, what an amazing game

Fun with friends but its boring to wait

This game is not good at all, so be sure to buy it asap

This game is amazing for a 3 dollar game

This is a good game but it has some bugs in it generally it's very good to enjoy with your friends please add some weapons.

Fun with friends but loses its lust quickly. Worth like .50 not 2.99

Got to cook some ribs covered in piss with the bois for the waifu in space. Game of the Year 2022

Amazing game. Worth the $3. Get it. Mess around. Spawn tons of meat and lag the game out. Complete BBQ chaos.

Good Training to become an abusive step father

10/10 I loved every second of this game

Best game I have ever played would 100% scran

What have I bought?...

I like it

Where's the skin setting to pick different skin colors? Also, it's annoying that we can't move things out the way on the space level.

I bought this game SPECIFICALLY to play with a group of friends and it turns out, "join game" comes up blank and they couldn't connect no matter who hosted. I was refunded for the combo I purchased (same deal with Camping Sim, no rooms show) and will try something similar.
It's a good goof off game if that is what you like though. i did laugh hard the hour that I did play it trying to get my friend in.

0/10 cant pet dog

also piss burger

i threw winnie's ribs over the fence over and over and it mede her mad. teehee

Great game, planning on purchasing your other game and making a video on it. Made a video on this too and had so much fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv3HlzPTyoc&t=322s

This game really makes you FEEL like a middle-aged american white man doing the white man's work.

I would say it could be a good game, for the price itself it's worth what it is
But maybe the lobby implementation could be better. E.g. Invite your friends to join instead of just keep restarting the game just to find specific lobby.
Need more players tho.
Compared to the other game, Camping Simulator, this will be slightly down as Camping Simulator seems to have more activities to do :)

13 different modes, deep character customization, and totally realistic recipes, all for $1.50? AAA studios fear these devs.

Worst game ever!!! I hate this game!!! LOL!!!

Hellouuu BBQ-Friends!

Guud game - me likey likey!

VEry fun to play with friends - yEAhHHhH

First I couldn`t grill but I learned and then I had yummy yummy food. MmmmhhHHhh

There soem flies around the grill - klätsch them away.

Doggo is there but doggo no eat, so doggo will die. Sadge.

But!

It is funny game.

7.5/10

Get Goo Goo ALU!!!