Bizarre Earthquake

Bizarre Earthquake
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Metacritic
58
Steam
55.812
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Price
$0.49
Release date
11 May 2016
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Total
58 (420 votes)

Bizarre Earthquake is a third-person point & click adventure game. The story is about a seismologist and her assistant who try to uncover the mysteries behind a bizarre earthquake they encounter.

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Bizarre Earthquake system requirements

Minimum:

  • OS: Windows XP/Vista/7/8/10
  • Processor: Pentium IV 1 Ghz
  • Memory: 256 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Direct X 9.0 compatible graphics card
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c
  • Storage: 3 GB available space
  • Sound Card: Direct X 9.0 compatible sound card

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Recommended requirements are not yet specified.
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448440
Platforms
Windows PC
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UncleAmir
UncleAmir

The game offers you to switch between characters and take different approaches on how to solve puzzles/on how to proceed on the main “quest/topic”

Nitoned
Nitoned

When this game is at its discounted price ($0.49) it is worth it but don't buy it at full price, but still is a good game with some decent puzzles to solve.

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BarDuck

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TastyNutz
TastyNutz

You play as 2 seismologist figuring out the cause of a earthquake that last for like 10 SECONDS! The game doesn't have much of a plot other then that. The game is very slow paced. You can't run so the entire time you are forced to watch your character walk like a fucking turtle. The game is very tedious.... but overall. The game is interesting. Even though I somewhat hate the game, it draws me in to play more and see how it ends. So in my opinion, it is worth 3 dollars. But if you don't have any patience..... like me. STAY AWAY! lol The graphics are nothing special. Reminds me of Resident Evil 2. the audio sucks, at one point it sounded like the Demonic music spewing out of my speakers. XD Here is a gameplay if you are interested in the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKmVMFxurqQ

Rainer Ⓒ
Rainer Ⓒ

This little charming hidden gem of a quirkily adventure (accomplished by a one-person development team) deserves a closer look/review. The puzzle (and character/dialogue) design is interesting and funny, but can get very challenging (tricky/illogical) at the end. Although, some puzzles can be skipped.

The game offers you to switch between characters and take different approaches on how to solve puzzles/on how to proceed on the main “quest/topic”. The integrated hint/help systems provides additional guidance and support. The general behavior of the game is very slow paced and you need to be patient.

The main topic is to reveal the secret behind a bizarre series of earthquake. This keeps you busy for 4-5 hours! (It is somehow influenced by “Gabriel Knight 3: Blood of the Sacred, Blood of the Damned”) If you do like the classic/retro approach, it is for you.

JonDoe297
JonDoe297

English .................................................

First, the beautiful game. Different. I played the game and certainly does not look like a game to protect their own species. I would recommend anyone to play.

This game is made by a single person, labor is boiling. It has tackled.

Pros +

Sounds nice.
Characters talk and I liked my character.
Play nice atmosphere.

Cons -

Some do not understand the ways to manage.
Dialogues are a little vague, but funny.
Character graphics are a bit funny.
 
It came as he tried to make me think that game developers funny. way or form reflect the personality of the characters.
I think everyone should try to take the game b. Thank you.

Türkçe..............................................

İlk olarak güzel oyun. Farklı. Oynadığım oyunlara benzemiyor ve kesinlikle kendi türünü koruyan bir oyun. Herkesin oynamasını tavsiye ederim.

Türk oyunu en başta... Tek bir kişinin yaptığı bu oyun, emek kaynıyor. Uğraşılmış.

Artıları +

Müzikler güzel.
Karakter konuşmaları ve karakterler çok hoşuma gitti.
Oyun atmosferi güzel.

Eksileri -

Bazı yönetme biçilerini anlamıyorsunuz.
Diyaloglar biraz anlaşılmaz ama komik.
Karakter grafikleri biraz komik.

Bana sanki geliştirici oyunu komik yapmaya çalışmış gibi geldi. Ya da kişiliğini karakterlere yansıtma biçimi öyle.
Herkes oyunu alıp bence bi denemeli. Teşekkürler.

hundiraba
hundiraba

Too slowly paced.. Got bored very soon :c

BunGeeJuMPinG
BunGeeJuMPinG

If you're fan of adventure games you'll probably like it. Although graphics and physics are bad story is intriguing.

YOSEMITE
YOSEMITE

i didnt even know why did i played this game ._.

alwin b
alwin b

Indeed slow and boring. I do like the fact that you can easily switch between characters, though I would still not recommend the game.

Naggun
Naggun

it diffifjntly spoke tom mke as the werarthn qwukcv hit bora isn the mist ofm his ml;listening so some good fasion dEathgrips and then the earqwuak started and I gotr really scvared but then it him me I libve in a thirsd wolnd it can hitr me anytime so thasnky ou

⚡️⚡️Happy Ending⚡
⚡️⚡️Happy Ending⚡

Bad gameplay
Bad controls
Weird Story & somewhat stupid

0/10

vagrant
vagrant

Well.. pushing quality-control under the carpet since this is a one-man effort, I will mention that some of the backdrops are nice. Animation & cutscenes are.. well they add to the humor xD The 'alternate character' method works at first but kind of snowballs into cluster-fuck mode toward the end. One of the most annoying problems is your character getting in the way of objects you are trying to manipulate with. Clearly it is not without faults (lol), but I will recommend as the story itself is interesting enough and I found many parts to be very funny indeed ;D

Caseus
Caseus

To be very honest. I would rather put these 22 cents in my ass, than spend it on this "thing".

Translation sucks, my dog could have done it better.
Gameplay is not even gameplay. It's a click here, click there program.
I don't know why but this game reminds me of a online japanse RPG, that no one ever plays.
Only thing that's good about this game, are dem titties of Cansu. (Yes I do remember her name).

Please don't buy this game. We still have a chance to save humanity.

djolezr
djolezr

Funny...When i click on Bora he said : Damn. I am Handsome!
10/10
BORA DRKACA...DRLJACA* CAR !!!

lee_j_smith1991
lee_j_smith1991

Unable to launch game, "Cannot Set Video Mode" no matter what combinations are set.

Verden
Verden

Things I liked:
-Amazing story
-Amazing character development
-immersive gameplay
-Great dialog

Things I disliked:
-Too short of a game

Overall this is one of the best games I have ever played I recommend buying this game for you and all your friends
Overall mark : 9.5/10

darkguset
darkguset

I really wanted to like this game - but as some other players have already said... what really lets the game down is the implementation or gameplay, or lack thereof. If you were born before the 80's you will remember some classic adventures that were so hard because there was only one way to solve a problem and that way did not make sense at all!

So here you will find yourself stuck in situations that you have to click specific things in a specific order, otherwise the game does not understand what you are trying to do.

I don't mind the broken translation, or the lack of speech of the characters, or the weird story that doesn't make any sense at times (actually most of the time!)... but locking the gameplay in such a manner is just a killer.

I got it on a special... I tried to play it and like it... I really did... but even for a few cents I feel like it is just taking space on my HD..

Kryp
Kryp

This game will freez you pc , then i will change your rezz if you have 2 monitors for some reason , dose not work smooth ON A FUCKING PC THAT RUNS BAFTTLEFIELD 1!!
DONT BUY THIS PICE OF SHIT EVEN FOR 1 CENT!!

MoRe S> M9 ruby 0.004
MoRe S> M9 …

just for play 1-2 hours per day...20 hours gameplay..

your father dog
your father dog

beps, idk how to play this game :c

Reshi
Reshi

I DO NOT recommend this game. I suffered for 4 hours and the only thing that is remotely good, is the story. It was actually quite interesting. But everything else ruined the game. The mouse accuracy is shit. Gameplay is shit and changing the cursor via scroll wheel is a pain in the ass.
Oh, and never take a break (to keep your sanity) when your stuck somewhere. The game will play itself and solve the puzzle while your gone. Like, what?

CalinaCorleone
CalinaCorleone

Well... i played the game for about 4 hours now. One could argue that i really tried.
However, Cansu now just got stuck in a door and doesn't move anymore - and honestly, i don't have anymore patience left for this game...

Let me summarize what i liked:
- the general idea of switching between characters
- the overall story outline
- textures were okay

What i didn't like:
- Cansu being an asshole to Bora all the time (srsly, what is with her?)
- most of time i didn't know how to solve a problem
- the game just skipped opportunities were i could actually solve a problem ( so i couldn't again in the end :D)
- area around character were the mouse is set as "Bora" or "Cansu" is way to broad, like 5 centimeter distance it still says Bora

In conclusion: I would not recommend this game.

B a l l a g e
B a l l a g e

Boring game, but for this price the graphic is good.
And you can get trading cards so that is good.

Jenny
Jenny

Amazing story, gripping characters and groundbreaking atmosphere.

Harix
Harix

I bought this game with sale coupon, it's worth the money :)

+Trading cards

Rich Kristofer
Rich Kristofer

Boring game, but for this price the graphic is good.
And you can get trading cards so that is good.

Bodomi
Bodomi

This game looked like it was really worth it. It looked like it had a decent story and hours of content.
It looked like the price of the game(0.18¢, 75% discount) would be justified. It wasn't worth it and I wish I got my 18 cents back and my time back.

First of all, let's get the options menu out of the way... yea. It's not there.
...there is no options menu except for a master volume slider, V-Sync on/off and a brightness slider.

The resolution of the game is terrible, you can see the grains. It feels like I'm watching a YouTube video in fullscreen on 360p or something.
To give you a hint on how terrible the game is, graphics wise, the game was developed and released in 2016 yet the game can't run at a higer resolution than 720p and the game doesn't include a graphics menu... just... why?
Also, opening the Steam in-game overlay will completely brake the game and put in 2 permanent black bars.
It's just bad.

The English subtitles looks like it's been put into Google Translate. Some words make no sense, words are in the wrong places and some words just don't belong.
There is no voice acting, either.

The story doesn't make any sense, I'm not gonna sit here for an hour going intensely into the details of it but yea, it just doesn't make any sense.
I mean... I guess I might be a little harsh on the story, it wasn't absolutely terrible, but I was constantly reminding myself: but... this doesn't make sense...

Sometimes when you click to move somewhere you just instantly teleport there which makes no sense either.
I don't know if it's a feature or a bug, but it strangely feels like it's a feature in the game, as if the developers thought it was a good mechanic to just let you teleport around.
I guess you can look at it as a move of generosity; they are trying to help you in wasting the least amount of time possible on the game.

The game is also filled with bugs, like getting stuck inside doors.

Conclusion.

I'd rather burn a 100$ note than spend 18 cents on this terrible game. I'm serious.

This game reminds of mussels, the food.
You just can't do anything to make mussels good. Mussels are disgusting, horrible. They are just bad, like this game.

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sundance322
sundance322

I really Liked this game! The car is a nice touch, locations are nice & I liked the gameplay . I would like to see more from this dev.

PhantonGualteriØ
PhantonGualteriØ

Boring and monotonous

but the card pays for itself

so it is not so bad :)

Andihoney
Andihoney

Do NOT buy this game, not even on sale!

Beridok
Beridok

Relatively huge value...

Game was only 2 euro/dollars. Now it's only 1. That's quite cheap. Therefore you may encounter bad animations, lack of voice acting (huge downside for PnC game!), terrible spots at translation. But if you really like point and click games, and you don't mind poor graphics - it might be pleasant for you to play it.
Please note that game was made by one person (to be accurate there is also the person that was responsible for music).

The nice surprise is that there are 2 protagonists - you may beat game with switching between them, but it is not necessary.

If not - you should avoid this game. Maybe wait for other game of the same dev or some updates.
I liked it despite it flaws.

Goblin Snowman
Goblin Snowman

This is awful and unplayable game i do not recommend buying it. Even if you get this free it's not worth to play it.

CJ HUNTER
CJ HUNTER

I don't get the point of this game, but at least is has a working menu and some kind of tutorial.

Crafozura
Crafozura

Hey everyone and this is my review about the game!

This is a game.

Interface/Menu/Settings

Only has english or turkish language.
Has a weird resolution size and you can't seem to change this.
Has a brightness volume slidebar available.
Has a volume slidebar available. (Yea that's it, no specific to music or sound)

About the game.

So from what i have noticed... The game is not only dark (even on the highest brightness volume), the screen size is also pretty small and you can't seem to fix this.

The cutscene has video animation with subtitles. Characters are NOT talking.
Text is going too fast during a chat event. Like lightning speed.
Some kind of help system.
Game is pretty unplayable.

Other things.

Alt-tabbing during a cutscene gives an intense beatbox.

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I Give this game a 2/10

Martha Links
Martha Links

Best 3 hours spend. Can't wait for DLC.

And remember...
Better not...

2nd Class Janitor - Wilco
2nd Class Jani…

Tags: Adventure - P&C - Point and Click
Additional Tags: Delete Local Content & Remove from Library

TLDR: Not worth the playtime. Miniature screen to play with centered around gigantic sidebars. No voice, puzzle design frustrating and rigid. Poor quality of writing.

Overall lacks character, seismologists not very believable as characters. Boring. Characters not very relatable. Would require a walkthrough to solve - feels like a chore

mathlete
mathlete

Do you recommend this game?

No

MrL0G1C
MrL0G1C

Playing this game is too awkward and frustrating, if you like the look of it then I'd recommend watching a video playthrough of it instead.

The problem is that for no reason, you have to keep changing the mouse pointer between look, talk and action.

WHY? It should be point and click, the action should depend on what you are clicking on, if it's a person then talk, if it's a place or not nearby then walk, if it's actionable then perfom action. Another very annoying thing is the characters have hitboxes 5x bigger than they are so if you click action anywhere near them you get a sarky comment.

There are better ways of wasting time than this game, I wouldn't play it if it were free.

Oi man
Oi man

While a delightful romp through the countryside, the phenomenal graphics and thrilling gameplay can't distract from the fact that Cansu is unbelievably racist.

humblehero14
humblehero14

First of all, I personally don’t recommend this game due to many flaws I had to go through; however, I will give this game a blue thumbs up for putting a lot of effort in the game. There are still some redeemable qualities to the game.

Here are a few flaws that needs pointing out:

The “how to play” menu should be available to view if you have an option screen. I remember my first playthrough (after restarting five minutes in) that I accidentally skipped the “how to play” box. When I tried to look for it in the settings or the main menu, it is nowhere to be found. I realize I couldn’t figure out what each cursor meant especially when the pictures are so small to understand. I had to restart to learn it again.

Another issue the dialogue “cut-scenes”. I believe it is best that we can pause and click after each dialogue. I feel that the dialogue moves too fast at times and I don’t have enough time to process what they are saying.

Another problem is the cursor, specifically the “walking arrow”. I believe the developer should remove the default arrow. There are a couple of areas where you only need the default arrow but that should be enabled on the other cursors. Any item or person that can be clicked, the avatar will walk towards them anyways. I understand the changing cursors for different dialogue or action purposes but the default cursor should be removed. If not that, maybe change the setup in your engine. Sometimes when I forgot to change the cursor, the avatar just walks to the object or person. Sadly, the avatar is now blocking the object or person and starts talking about himself/herself. At first, it was funny, now it’s annoying.

There is a small bug I experience after I leave to the community hub. After I leave the hub, dialogues tend to go extremely fast out of nowhere. I’m not sure what causes it.

Here are some positives of this game:

The game is still pretty cheap and there is a good length before finishing it.

The story is bordering passable. You can feel bored with the whole story or actually feel interested. The story is different than other games I’ve played so that’s a plus. I personally thought it was alright but slowly got bored over time.

The engine’s graphics won’t blow anyone away but it does feel different than your typical engine such as Unity, Cry Engine, Unreal Engine 4, and RPG Makers.

You can play between two different characters and have two different experiences. I believe this is the developers own unique touch to the game.

At the end of it, I believe the developer(s) tries hard to put as much effort in the game to make it quality. There are several hit and misses that really needs a makeover such as the cursor. Again, thumbs up for a hard effort but not as recommended; however, if the consumers are curious, they can still try the game out. The price isn’t expensive.

Jav
Jav

I never know what im doing or how to do what I think I should be doing.

HxF_DoN
HxF_DoN

this game is so boring and the idea is bad too , i lose my money at this game . :(

leuh gégé
leuh gégé

Bizarre Earthquake is a good casual adventure game.
It has an original storyline compared with those in the "game industry" as a whole, including the adventure genre. No horror, no blood, no zombies, no vampires, no trashy things : nothing that will hurt your feelings. It's almost family-friendly BUT not in a way that you'll feel like you're playing a children game, far from it. At least it's not violent nor gore.
Admittedly it's not realisitic all the way (especially in the end), but it's a game, it's not meant to be a hundred percent plausible and the main idea remains interesting, even though certain aspects of the plot lack some depth. But given the price it's okay and it doesn't take the fun away.
Nice graphics, although sometimes animation is a bit awkward. It's still totally playable and enjoyable.
The music is fine and appropriate. Pay attention to it, sometimes it changes a bit to signify you did what you were supposed to.
It's a well-balanced adventure game : not too easy and not too difficult. Puzzles are solvable but the solution isn't given.
There are not too many back and forth in the different areas. Sure you'll have to visit some places twice or more but not in a way that makes you crazy.
You can play the whole story as the male or as the female character, or you can switch between them along the way. That gives replayability to the game. The characters don't have the same puzzles to solve in order to make progress in the inquiry. That way you can "skip" something you're stuck in.

If you like "side quest", not that there is properly one, there are hidden objects to find in the game. Those are not necessary to complete the game but you will need to find (most of) them if you're going for the 100% Achievement.

Last but not least. Maybe since it's not a big production , the dev might answer nicely to your relevant observation/question.

Given the price and the size of the team I'd give a mark of 8/10. (Don't mind the amount of hours I spent on it, I've done many playthroughs with both characters to write a guide).

It's not expensive so give it a try. If you hesitate then wait until it's on sale. Go for it !

bluehousepainters7
bluehousepainters7

only played it for a few minutes and its pretty godawful controlwise but who knows.....maybe it will get better if I lower my expectations.

Customkitchendelivery
Customkitchend…

I love the originality and the textures in the game. Even though characters may be a little robotic, I have enjoyed it. I'm sure they will improve more as they have looking at their older games. Keep up the good work!

little triangle OF DEATH
little triangl…

Low Graphics are accepable, considering the price. The animations really get annoying though.
Story (and its telling) could have are terrible! A bit of lack of everything here!
Confusing controls, chliché characters. Glitches while switching charcters happend more than once, turning this - nice thought - idea into a nightmare.
Don't buy. Not for a cent.

Hairy Mary
Hairy Mary

This has to be the worst game I have ever played and my very first thumbs down. Very clunky controls, very basic graphics, a lot of conversation. The last chapter was good, but I was unable to finish because neither characters were able to go through doors. This game had potential in its story, but the controls and awkward animations ruined it. Such an amateurish effort! It was very slow and frustrating plus I couldn't finish because of a major bug. Switching between both characters was confusing. 4 out of 10 for me.

UnOriginal_Bastard
UnOriginal_Bastard

Kind of like flicking channels and watching an episode of some random eastern european soap opera where the plot is a bit strange, the english subtitles don't quite match up and you're not exactly sure why you're watching it in the first place.

The fact one person made this entire game is just downright impressive. The locations and general puzzle solving logic holds together well enough through the short playtime.

The most interesting gameplay feature comes about when both characters are working on their own individual tasks. If you get stuck with one character you can switch to the other, and when you finish their task the story will move forward (with the second character just
auto completing their task in the background). This allows you to progress through the game without getting stuck for too long.

Pick it up on sale for less than a buck if you need an adventure game to kill a few hours.

art.vandelay
art.vandelay

Hahahaha!

Should I add something else?
Yeah, I guess, because I don't want to be mean towards an indie developer who clearly wanted to make a thrilling adventure and tried their best.

Truthfully I found the plot near nonsensical, story arc lacking, characters simple and the ending just unintentionally silly.
I am more than willing to overlook some technical shortcomings, such as rather modest sounds and graphics and downright laughter-inducing animations, but the story and the adventure as a whole were lacklustre as well.

Bizarre Earthquake is funny but not fun and bizarre but not in a very good way.

No offence.

an intruder
an intruder

Holy shit this game is the greatest thing to come out of the 21st century. the amount of times ive cried over this masterpiece is atleast 3. How the voice actors for this didnt get an oscar i dont know. highly recommend and cansu bad af.

Beamrider
Beamrider

A fun point & click adventure game. Glad I picked it up.

Lunabba
Lunabba

Could not finish this. The story may have been good if told in another format? Who knows. This was just weird.

tat2vamp
tat2vamp

The game was alright. There is a lot of room for improvement however. But all in all it was ok. I didn't care for how the end was, maybe if it had been laid out different with same story idea would be cool.

Christine
Christine

Great story line. Pretty much everything else is awful.
Didn't finish.

DördüncüReaktör
DördüncüReaktör

Bizarre shit . Savings lost ,awful jokes and humour ( my mother language is Turkish and the jokes made me cringe overload) , shitty graphics , boring music and no dialogue. That's what all i wanted to say thanks.

Foreplay
Foreplay

It's 1/6 Tomb Raider, 1/2 Mystery of the Druids, and 1/3 Professor Layton and it is 100% Turkish

Einnstadten
Einnstadten

It's strange when start playing this game after Turkey Izmir earthquake.

Gamenet
Gamenet

+ like visual novel
+ cards
+ achievs
+ easy to beat

Playboy
Playboy

Low Graphics are accepable, considering the price. The animations really get annoying though.
Story (and its telling) could have are terrible! A bit of lack of everything here!
Confusing controls, chliché characters. Glitches while switching charcters happend more than once, turning this - nice thought - idea into a nightmare.
Don't buy. Not for a cent.

Marble
Marble

- - -[ Audience: ] - - -
☐ Your Mom probably would enjoy this
☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☐ Everyone except kids
☑ Casual players
☐ Pro players
☐ People who plan to take one game and make it their life

- - - [ Graphics/Animation: ] - - -

☐ I want to poor bleach in my eyes
☐ MS-DOS
☑ Bad, but playable.
☐ Decent
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ You forget what reality is

---[ Price: ]---
☐ Free
☐ Buy now
☐ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☑ Do not buy it
☐ Do not throw money into a trash can

- - - [ Requirements: ] - - -

☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ 90's PC
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

- - - [ Difficulty: ] - - -

☑ You just need 2 arms
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Only the best of the best can complete this game

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ A bit grindy...sometimes
☐ Go back to the last village and shoot some more scarecrows
☐ Practically a full time job

- - - [ Story] - - -

☐ Only gameplay, doesn't include a story.
☐ There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.
☑ Better than nothing I suppose...
☐ Average.
☐ Decent.
☐ Amazing!
☐ It‘ll replace your life

- - - [ Bugs ] - - -

☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Ark: Survival Evolved
☑ Lot of bugs (Can get annoying)
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing (I've seen)

---[ Game Time ]---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☑ Not too short
☐ Depends on you
☐ Long
☐ Very Long
☐ Endless

- - - [ Enjoyment ] - - -
☐ One long, tedious grind
☐ Better than mobile
☑ Fun at first, but gets old quick
☐ Consistently fun
☐ Can't stop playing, even though I should be finished

thepowerlies
thepowerlies

Couldn't find much of positive points for this game

Troglobyte
Troglobyte

Everything about it is bland. The dialogue, the story, the puzzles, there's nothing interesting here whatsoever.

AcidHermit
AcidHermit

I tried to like this game but I just can't. I do generally like janky games as long as they're fun and enjoyable I don't mind it, I even find them funny, but this is none of that. Just terrible bad english text dialogues, and terribly repetitive and dull. No voice over. The story is just not very compelling and the bad dialogues makes it worse. The puzzles are not well done. And the controls are annoying. It's just a bad dull game in general terms.

Carl_Flower69
Carl_Flower69

took me 0.4 hours to figure out if they were dating, related, or coworkers.