Genital Jousting system requirements
Minimum:
- OS: Windows 7 or later
- Processor: Intel Coreβ’ Duo or faster
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play
Recommended:
Recommended requirements are not yet specified.
Playing this game was quite an amazing experience. I really enjoyed the offline multipeen where I was able to dock and touch tips with my friends. It really spoke to me and shined a new light on my friendships and I am even gay now!!! π¨πΏββ€οΈβπ¨πΏ 100% would recommend with friends of the same gender. Do not tell your girlfriend, she will leave you as you will be a changed man.
This game is really really good, the story is very deep and can make you shed a tear. A total masterpiece
Luckily I didnt become gay after playing it
10/10
What can I say? The game has everything one can desire. Gripping storyline, fleshed out gameplay and rock-solid mechanics.
No homo but I like to put my peen in my friends ass.
Edit: Something flew into my friends ass and crashed the game. 10/10
Genital Jousting:
Genital Jousting is a delightfully girthy bundle with a tonne of entertaining mini-games and a quick, humorous, yet significant story mode that dares to touch on issues most games wouldn't dare, which will undoubtedly cause some controversy. There is no need to mince words since this one is unbeatable.television programmes, magazines, books, etc. that are regarded as emphasizing the sensuous or sensational aspects of a non-sexual subject and stimulating a compulsive interest in their audience.
pornography.
"hardcore porn"
---{ Graphics }---
β You forget what reality is
β Beautiful
β Good
β Decent
β Bad Bitches
β Donβt look too long at it
β MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
β Very good
β Schlongin of a time
β It's just gameplay
β Mehh
β Watch paint dry instead
β Just don't
---{ Audio }---
β Eargasm
β Very good
β Good
β Not too bad
β Bad
β I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
β Kids
βTeens
β Adults
β Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
β Check if you can run paint
β Potato
β Decent
β Fast hands
β Rich boi
β Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Difficulty }---
β Just press 'W'
β Easy
β Easy to learn / hard to masterbate
β Significant brain usage
β Difficult
β Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
β Nothing to grind
β Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
β Isn't necessary to progress
β Average grind level
β Too much grind
β You'll need a second life for grinding
β so much grinding it's like your in a strip club
---{ Story }---
β No Story
β Some lore
β Average
β Good
β Lovely
β It'll replace your life
β more then FNAF
---{ Game Time }---
β Long enough for a cup of coffee
βShort
β Average
β Long
β To infinity and beyond
β Absolute sex time of a game
---{ Price }---
β It's free!
β Worth the price (kinda average)
β If it's on sale
β If u have some spare money left
β Not recommended
β You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
β Never heard of
βMinor bugs
β Can get annoying
β ARK: Survival Evolved
β The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
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I am gay and this game kinda heaven for me.
Very fun with a group of people. I really liked the game and highly recommend it for people who just want a laugh
Great game to play in my church camp! Praising the lord while trying to sneak in a little wank. Bless my peen oh lord
you can play out of boredom and because it's funny.
it's a bit entertaining but also dumb, which is exactly what's funny.
I haven't tested the multiplayer yet, so no info.
I wouldn't buy it again :D if I had the choice again.
This game is everything you think it looks like.
Dad: "What are you doing there?"
Me : "Nothing, just playing a video game"
Dad: "Omg, I wish you could smoke weed and drink beer until you drop out like every other normal kid!"
No online players. Campaign is more of a walking simulator story, but only in 2D as a penis.
Bright side is for $2 on sale I haven't wasted much. They should make it F2P and sell costumes as dlc/microtrans just to revive the game.
Before buying this I was already experienced in the art of jousting with my uncles
10/10
Would bang.
A game just like the game snake but more e-sports worthy.
P.s. only a truly bad person could possibly dislike this game.
Followed a peen on a journey of self actualization. But the cheevo code is a little off. Still fun.
It really makes you feel like your jousting with genitals
My friend finds it effing weird. 10/10.
He likes to watch though...
do you dress left or dress right?
It's hard to pretend this sticky mess of a game is real I can't believe how fun it was to play with others which came to my conclusion that the climax of this game is the multiplayer where you can go on adventures with your bros to beat the best.
Whats more entertaining than a bunch of penises flopping around?
Instructions clear, dick stuck in dick
Game is fun if you're just messing around with friends and being weird, however it's just that, the game is super weird, and does get quite boring; however that's on me for buying a game named Genital Jousting.
I wouldn't go out of my way to play this game or suggest it to anyone, but it's good for like a quick 15 or 20 minute icebreaker I guess
1000000000000000000000000000000000/10
Came for the jousting, stayed for the genitals
i swear i was bought this game, got a gun held to my head, and then was forced to make cock coitus.
HELP ME IM TRAPPED IN A BASEMENT IN THE MIDDLE OF SIBERIA, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I WAS FORCED TO PLAY THIS GAME PLEASE HELP ME I NEED HELP POLICE 911 119 PLEASE SAVE ME
best purchase ever !!!!!!!!!! (im being hostaged)
really nice game I tookcmy friends anal and turned gay but homophobic again next day
10/10
I am speechless I have never once played a game that I could truly call perfect but i stumbled across this early this morning and i can now say that I have in fact played what I consider a perfect game 10/10
This game is way too good for what its worth, literally died laughing playing this
I'm a Lesbian and i gotta say this is the most fun i had playing with dicks.
Hehe This is The best game. Lol
The multiplayer is nice and all, but the single-player experience is where this game really shines. It's an existential journey following John, as he comes to grips with the absurd nature of life, and learns to accept himself and his faults, and finally attempts to live his life without appeal.
You fucking idiot cocks are better than balls in every way.
This game is fucking disgusting.... 9/10
my favourite game ever made im so gay holy SHIT
Grab your genitals! I laughed... so.
0/10 Very little jousting and A LOT of penetrating. Not the good clean genital fun I was expecting.
Turn your brain off and enjoy!
Your dream come true to play as d*ck.
yup. I played this. this is who i am now. its OK to be disappointed. :)
I am a 58 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my Son, who is 15 now. My son got this game for Christmas in 2021 from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my character and world and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.
Got to kiss my girlfriends penis butthole with my penis butthole so romantic
You know, It's a vibe
I very much enjoy dick and also butthole, but here we are.
What I'm really looking for is something longer. Each game last like 5 seconds.
How am I supposed to edge?
If it's not enough content to edge is it enough content for anything?
Would love to play the game more but please increase the time for each round,
My anal penetrator is out of batteries.
I liked the game for the short period of time I could play it. But now when I load up the game it gives me a black screen. I have tried uninstalling and re-installing to no avail.
umm, that was definitely something
The story mode is actually pretty good
played to see funny pp didnt expect an emotional roller coaster.
best purchase i have ever made
some how it has story and a great one
The best part about this game is that you can have sex with yourself
10/10
this game made my friend unhappy
haha weewee go boing boing boing
If you ever wanted to live a day in the life of a penis. This is the game for you.
I'm not sure how i feel anymore
Fun to play with your friends haha.
dicks and such. dunno what else to say
This game changed my entire life
There is no other game like it. Period. Definitely a must play. Just don't get too excited. LOL
Me and my gay homosexual boyfriend play this when we are not together and imagine that we are penetrating each others Assholes when we put our real life buttholes in. 10/10 experience would recommend to anyone that wants to fondle balls and play with penises.
if i'm being honest it's the best game i've ever played
This game was beautiful and it opened up my eyes to see there's more than revenge and love. It's about that someone is always there to help you. It was an emotional story seeing the arc of John, the amount of emotional decline he went through and Sam being there to help him through all his troubles and John realised there's happiness at the end of every story. Watching his character development was such a beautiful experience and I am pretty sad that the game is over this quick. I hope a chapter 2 will come out soon.
I accidentally killed the little guy, he got cut in two, more than once. It made me laugh. Especially when he got a toothbrush right up the ass.
- DIFFICULTY -
βοΈ Not difficulty based
π² Easy
π² Normal
π² Hard
π² Insanity
- GRAPHICS -
π² Pixels
π² Bad
βοΈ Graphics don't matter in this game
π² Good
π² Beautiful
π² Masterpiece
- MUSIC -
π² Bad
βοΈ Music
π² Good
π² Beautiful
- STORY -
π² This game has no story
βοΈ Very mind numbing
π² Available if people want it
π² Well written
π² Epic story
- PRICE -
π² N/A
π² Underpriced
π² Perfect price
βοΈ Could be cheaper
π² Overpriced
π² Stupidly priced
- REQUIREMENTS -
π² You can run it on a calculator
βοΈ Mid Spec
π² High end
π² Top of the Range
- LENGTH -
βοΈ Very short (0 - 3 hours)
π² Short (3 - 15 hours)
π² Average (15 - 50 hours)
π² Long (50 - 90 hours)
π² Extremely long (90 - 110 hours)
π² Continuous
- FUN -
π² Dead
βοΈ Hard to enjoy
π² Repetitive
π² Actually pretty amusing
π² Ride of your life
- REPLAYABILITY -
π² None
βοΈ Only for a party game
π² Only for achievements
π² If you wait a few months
π² Definitely
π² Infinitely replayable
- WORTH BUYING -
βοΈ No
βοΈ Wait for sale
π² Yes
β° How long to beat Genital Jousting:
- Main Story - 1Β½ Hours
- Main + Extras - 2 Hours
- Completionist - 6 Hours
β - Conclusion -:
Genital Jousting is a weird and wacky party game surrounding animated genitals which interact with others in weird ways. For a party game this is fun to some extent however, as a whole this is a weird game that I wouldn't recommend ever playing.
Hilarious fun if you have a bunch of friends to (dick) around with or wanna make your girlfriend roll her eyes lol, story mode is clever and punny and the arcade multiplayer is simple but engaging and varied enough to be fun with a group
Legally I'm a grown ass man but my sense of humor says otherwise
I got extremely horny and following playing the game, proceeded to impregnate a young pigeon.
i would 100% recommend this game if you too want to impregnate pigeons or any other thing.
Very immersive but the cock is smaller than it's real life counterpart which breaks part of the immersion.
7/10
"tititnya gubal gabel anjay."
Online is dead story mode can be beaten in under two hours you could rush through it and refund it
Tags: Adult
Additional Tags: Combat Arena&Smashbroesque
TLDR: Thin on content. Probably best this way as the game feels a tad tired after a while. Shock value novelty game with clumsy controls. Get on heavy discount, bundle or avoid.
Disclaimer: Key obtained through bundle.
Genital Jousting has to be evaluated along two lines.
On the single player front, it portrays a short but well voiced narrative about rejection. In a sense it is a superior version of Dinner Date. Where you must go through a series of screens while the main character is being stood up or tries to overcome adversity. There is about 45 minutes to 1h15 minutes of content there. Thankfully despite the clumsy controls there was some sort of small auto-aim to help accomplish actions. Additionally every section was small, bite sized with few controls to execute. Additionally many objectives could be ignored or skipped without causing the game to stop or break. There were one or two situations where the character sprite got permanently stuck and I had to reload a chapter but it was not such a big deal. The narrative as a whole was suprisingly balanced for a shock silly game and seemed to at least try to convey some sort of story and message without taking itself too seriously either.
On the multiplayer front you can wire a few Xbox360 remotes to your PC and chase each other's character around to penetrate them and try to avoid being penetrated yourself. I doubt it is very entertaining but in all fairness it controls better than "Starwahl". Additionally the explicit homoerotic tones of this game were arguably more honest than the vague allusion to horns colliding of Starwahl. The game also skipped arenas often which helped break the monotony.
Concluding words: The game is colorful, zany, controls well enough for a clumsy game, the solo content really helps add some value to the package without overstaying it's welcome and the multiplayer could be good for a laugh and a shrug for a short while. It's also really kind of a novelty item in that few games like these get made and of these this one is just better done than "Shower with your dad simulator" or "Mount your friends" or "There's poop in my soup" etc... So because of it's blunt, straightforward nature, it's fairly honest execution and occasional wit I would carefully allow myself to recommend. But dont set high expectations and know what you are getting into. This is still a low brow game.
This game makes me a bit too excited!!
I have looked at guides etc and tried every method under the sun to bypass a broken level halfway through the game. There is no way to progress, the camera angle breaks and your character can't interact with anything necessary to complete the level. The game is no longer supported by the developers, and the gameplay was shallow to begin with. not worth the $2 I paid. Not worth your time if it was free.
I had originally bought this game as a total joke expecting to have a few laughs with friends. Little did I realize that the 12 minutes I would spend playing it would completely ruin my life. I have never felt so uncomfortable playing a video game. I played once over a month ago and am just now able to speak about this trauma. The dinner date level where you were to ingest noodles through your- never mind.. was particularly life altering and traumatic. I shutter violently at the thought of launching this game again. 10/10 would buy again.
This game doesn't look worth it and that's because its not.
2/10 this game is weird but I guess thats what they were going for
PNEI! I LOVE PEN I!!! COCK DICK COCK DOCK PEN I PRINCE ALBERT BEST PENILE!!!
BEST 45 minutes of my life with my friends. its short but gold
Amazing game. By far my favourite game. It's sad that the story is so short.
love sticking my d*** in everything and I love having other d**** in me.
This is the most beautiful game I have ever played. The emotional journey you go on with john to see his ups and downs all to end with no bitches is very sad, but the game makes you realize that you don't always have to be hard, the journey of John and Sam was a roller coaster for me, I felt my heart beat, my head crumble as i controlled these rods, and behind it all you see the emotional trauma behind a cocks life, and the ways that he tries to better himself. I would personally love to see a motion picture to this game as the story is one of the best I have ever played. John I want you to know that everything is ok, and someone will always love you like sam does, and I'm happy to see that you and harmony may end up together.
Funny but buggy as hell. Constant crashes and my peener getting stuck outside the map making me restart. Still funny tho once you get through the buggy parts. 7/10
my mom says she will take away my pc
Best game ever. It made my small pp bigger X3
Story is really funny but too short, online is dead.
The novelty of the game wore off in about 5 minutes after trying to play with 3 friends and the game lagging so hard we would time out of minigames. The lack of any kind of sfx audio control or a music mixer beyond on/off is a baffling thing to leave out in this day and age.
i didn't find love but i got hard anyways
This game gives me big dick vibes.
This is the funniest game ever made
I love this game because penis 100% recommend for friends and family
Good story mode.
Wacky party game.
I have no words.
I cannot justify buying this game.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DΓ©s Bar/Tabac se jeux tor droles avec maged pour la seins valentine ont a fais le modes date night ses pour les amoureus
Maybe it's a d*ck move to leave a bad review without motivation, but I'm going to be cocky and do it anyway.
Guys do not try this or you'll become gay. Trust me.
I'm a girl but now i want to become male just to feel the sensation of putting it in someone.
This is a game about literal cock fights.
one of the best games i have ever played, worth every cent.
I bought that game as a joke but I actually had some good laugh's while playing it which was really suprising(prob cause my taste of humor is garbage lol),would highly recommend it if you want to experience something "sussy"/you want to buy this for someone as a joke/you want to look like an idiot in front of your friends.
I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single farther to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game for Christmas in 2021 from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching YouTube. So I decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my character and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.
- every single steam user
hΓ‘ quem diga que esse jogo Γ© um saco, mas eu achei ele pica