Genital Jousting

Genital Jousting
68
Metacritic
92
Steam
82.892
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Price
$1.74
Release date
18 January 2018
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Total
92 (8 121 votes)
Recent
90 (43 votes)

Genital Jousting tells the story of "John", a penis who needs to find a date for his high school reunion. Genital Jousting is also an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.

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Genital Jousting system requirements

Minimum:

  • OS: Windows 7 or later
  • Processor: Intel Coreβ„’ Duo or faster
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Storage: 500 MB available space
  • Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play

Recommended:

Recommended requirements are not yet specified.
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1InchWonder
1InchWonder

Playing this game was quite an amazing experience. I really enjoyed the offline multipeen where I was able to dock and touch tips with my friends. It really spoke to me and shined a new light on my friendships and I am even gay now!!! πŸ‘¨πŸΏβ€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸΏ 100% would recommend with friends of the same gender. Do not tell your girlfriend, she will leave you as you will be a changed man.

Lilkimkos
Lilkimkos

This game is really really good, the story is very deep and can make you shed a tear. A total masterpiece

Luckily I didnt become gay after playing it

10/10

import numpy as pd
import numpy as pd

What can I say? The game has everything one can desire. Gripping storyline, fleshed out gameplay and rock-solid mechanics.

The Apostle
The Apostle

No homo but I like to put my peen in my friends ass.

Edit: Something flew into my friends ass and crashed the game. 10/10

Renai
Renai

Genital Jousting:
Genital Jousting is a delightfully girthy bundle with a tonne of entertaining mini-games and a quick, humorous, yet significant story mode that dares to touch on issues most games wouldn't dare, which will undoubtedly cause some controversy. There is no need to mince words since this one is unbeatable.television programmes, magazines, books, etc. that are regarded as emphasizing the sensuous or sensational aspects of a non-sexual subject and stimulating a compulsive interest in their audience.
pornography.
"hardcore porn"

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
β˜‘ Bad Bitches
☐ Donβ€˜t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
β˜‘ Schlongin of a time
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
β˜‘ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
β˜‘ Kids
☐Teens
☐ Adults
β˜‘ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
β˜‘ Fast hands
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
β˜‘ Easy to learn / hard to masterbate
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
β˜‘ so much grinding it's like your in a strip club
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
β˜‘ more then FNAF
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
β˜‘ Absolute sex time of a game
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
β˜‘ Worth the price (kinda average)
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
β˜‘Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
β˜‘10

Expepisreal
Expepisreal

I am gay and this game kinda heaven for me.

Khal2furious
Khal2furious

Very fun with a group of people. I really liked the game and highly recommend it for people who just want a laugh

max cockfield
max cockfield

Great game to play in my church camp! Praising the lord while trying to sneak in a little wank. Bless my peen oh lord

SAECKK
SAECKK

you can play out of boredom and because it's funny.
it's a bit entertaining but also dumb, which is exactly what's funny.
I haven't tested the multiplayer yet, so no info.
I wouldn't buy it again :D if I had the choice again.

Timeinabottle316
Timeinabottle316

This game is everything you think it looks like.

_Butcher
_Butcher

Dad: "What are you doing there?"
Me : "Nothing, just playing a video game"
Dad: "Omg, I wish you could smoke weed and drink beer until you drop out like every other normal kid!"

NOpedoJOE2024
NOpedoJOE2024

No online players. Campaign is more of a walking simulator story, but only in 2D as a penis.
Bright side is for $2 on sale I haven't wasted much. They should make it F2P and sell costumes as dlc/microtrans just to revive the game.

SoggyNuggets
SoggyNuggets

Before buying this I was already experienced in the art of jousting with my uncles

Spider-Man
Spider-Man

10/10

Would bang.

A game just like the game snake but more e-sports worthy.
P.s. only a truly bad person could possibly dislike this game.

tac0
tac0

Followed a peen on a journey of self actualization. But the cheevo code is a little off. Still fun.

[ U N R E A L ]
[ U N R E A L ]

It really makes you feel like your jousting with genitals

Lahzy
Lahzy

My friend finds it effing weird. 10/10.

He likes to watch though...

yohnathan
yohnathan

do you dress left or dress right?

PhinixTheFox
PhinixTheFox

It's hard to pretend this sticky mess of a game is real I can't believe how fun it was to play with others which came to my conclusion that the climax of this game is the multiplayer where you can go on adventures with your bros to beat the best.

MIniSquare
MIniSquare

Whats more entertaining than a bunch of penises flopping around?

Steven
Steven

Instructions clear, dick stuck in dick

pockydragon
pockydragon

Game is fun if you're just messing around with friends and being weird, however it's just that, the game is super weird, and does get quite boring; however that's on me for buying a game named Genital Jousting.
I wouldn't go out of my way to play this game or suggest it to anyone, but it's good for like a quick 15 or 20 minute icebreaker I guess

АртСм Ρ‡Π΅Ρ€Π½ΠΎΠ·Ρ‘ΠΌ
АртСм Ρ‡Π΅Ρ€Π½ΠΎΠ·Ρ‘ΠΌ

1000000000000000000000000000000000/10

Zebu Wan
Zebu Wan

Came for the jousting, stayed for the genitals

Beastmode Knight
Beastmode Knight

i swear i was bought this game, got a gun held to my head, and then was forced to make cock coitus.

HELP ME IM TRAPPED IN A BASEMENT IN THE MIDDLE OF SIBERIA, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I WAS FORCED TO PLAY THIS GAME PLEASE HELP ME I NEED HELP POLICE 911 119 PLEASE SAVE ME

chomi
chomi

best purchase ever !!!!!!!!!! (im being hostaged)

Selma Omari
Selma Omari

really nice game I tookcmy friends anal and turned gay but homophobic again next day
10/10

mcgnate13
mcgnate13

I am speechless I have never once played a game that I could truly call perfect but i stumbled across this early this morning and i can now say that I have in fact played what I consider a perfect game 10/10

asutora.
asutora.

This game is way too good for what its worth, literally died laughing playing this

Accalia
Accalia

I'm a Lesbian and i gotta say this is the most fun i had playing with dicks.

TomoChan
TomoChan

Hehe This is The best game. Lol

BrummDogg
BrummDogg

The multiplayer is nice and all, but the single-player experience is where this game really shines. It's an existential journey following John, as he comes to grips with the absurd nature of life, and learns to accept himself and his faults, and finally attempts to live his life without appeal.

Mentyy
Mentyy

You fucking idiot cocks are better than balls in every way.

IvyyKittenii
IvyyKittenii

This game is fucking disgusting.... 9/10

Derek Bum
Derek Bum

my favourite game ever made im so gay holy SHIT

God Of Lemons
God Of Lemons

Grab your genitals! I laughed... so.

SNAAAAKE!??
SNAAAAKE!??

0/10 Very little jousting and A LOT of penetrating. Not the good clean genital fun I was expecting.

riniort
riniort

Turn your brain off and enjoy!
Your dream come true to play as d*ck.

bitchu4real
bitchu4real

yup. I played this. this is who i am now. its OK to be disappointed. :)

Stribs
Stribs

I am a 58 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my Son, who is 15 now. My son got this game for Christmas in 2021 from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my character and world and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.

ReapzZz
ReapzZz

Got to kiss my girlfriends penis butthole with my penis butthole so romantic

Gandalf the Girth
Gandalf the Girth

You know, It's a vibe

I very much enjoy dick and also butthole, but here we are.

What I'm really looking for is something longer. Each game last like 5 seconds.
How am I supposed to edge?

If it's not enough content to edge is it enough content for anything?

Would love to play the game more but please increase the time for each round,
My anal penetrator is out of batteries.

GravyShatz
GravyShatz

I liked the game for the short period of time I could play it. But now when I load up the game it gives me a black screen. I have tried uninstalling and re-installing to no avail.

KjærBetø
KjærBetø

umm, that was definitely something

Birdy.
Birdy.

The story mode is actually pretty good

cheese clapper
cheese clapper

played to see funny pp didnt expect an emotional roller coaster.

jjeivs_
jjeivs_

best purchase i have ever made

peter muton #save tf2
peter muton #s…

some how it has story and a great one

RetroMahan
RetroMahan

The best part about this game is that you can have sex with yourself
10/10

SSunny
SSunny

this game made my friend unhappy

fireedogo
fireedogo

haha weewee go boing boing boing

sweetkerosenex.TTV
sweetkerosenex.TTV

If you ever wanted to live a day in the life of a penis. This is the game for you.

Nuggy
Nuggy

I'm not sure how i feel anymore

GAMINGTERA
GAMINGTERA

Fun to play with your friends haha.

SoundB07
SoundB07

dicks and such. dunno what else to say

Rigs420Gaming
Rigs420Gaming

This game changed my entire life

Your Trans Dad
Your Trans Dad

There is no other game like it. Period. Definitely a must play. Just don't get too excited. LOL

nuit
nuit

Me and my gay homosexual boyfriend play this when we are not together and imagine that we are penetrating each others Assholes when we put our real life buttholes in. 10/10 experience would recommend to anyone that wants to fondle balls and play with penises.

MoneyMakerMurs
MoneyMakerMurs

if i'm being honest it's the best game i've ever played

Guest-E610229
Guest-E610229

This game was beautiful and it opened up my eyes to see there's more than revenge and love. It's about that someone is always there to help you. It was an emotional story seeing the arc of John, the amount of emotional decline he went through and Sam being there to help him through all his troubles and John realised there's happiness at the end of every story. Watching his character development was such a beautiful experience and I am pretty sad that the game is over this quick. I hope a chapter 2 will come out soon.

MissMcKayla
MissMcKayla

I accidentally killed the little guy, he got cut in two, more than once. It made me laugh. Especially when he got a toothbrush right up the ass.

Hyravoid
Hyravoid

- DIFFICULTY -

β˜‘οΈ Not difficulty based
πŸ”² Easy
πŸ”² Normal
πŸ”² Hard
πŸ”² Insanity

- GRAPHICS -

πŸ”² Pixels
πŸ”² Bad
β˜‘οΈ Graphics don't matter in this game
πŸ”² Good
πŸ”² Beautiful
πŸ”² Masterpiece

- MUSIC -

πŸ”² Bad
β˜‘οΈ Music
πŸ”² Good
πŸ”² Beautiful

- STORY -

πŸ”² This game has no story
β˜‘οΈ Very mind numbing
πŸ”² Available if people want it
πŸ”² Well written
πŸ”² Epic story

- PRICE -

πŸ”² N/A
πŸ”² Underpriced
πŸ”² Perfect price
β˜‘οΈ Could be cheaper
πŸ”² Overpriced
πŸ”² Stupidly priced

- REQUIREMENTS -

πŸ”² You can run it on a calculator
β˜‘οΈ Mid Spec
πŸ”² High end
πŸ”² Top of the Range

- LENGTH -

β˜‘οΈ Very short (0 - 3 hours)
πŸ”² Short (3 - 15 hours)
πŸ”² Average (15 - 50 hours)
πŸ”² Long (50 - 90 hours)
πŸ”² Extremely long (90 - 110 hours)
πŸ”² Continuous

- FUN -

πŸ”² Dead
β˜‘οΈ Hard to enjoy
πŸ”² Repetitive
πŸ”² Actually pretty amusing
πŸ”² Ride of your life

- REPLAYABILITY -

πŸ”² None
β˜‘οΈ Only for a party game
πŸ”² Only for achievements
πŸ”² If you wait a few months
πŸ”² Definitely
πŸ”² Infinitely replayable

- WORTH BUYING -

β˜‘οΈ No
β˜‘οΈ Wait for sale
πŸ”² Yes

⏰ How long to beat Genital Jousting:
- Main Story - 1Β½ Hours
- Main + Extras - 2 Hours
- Completionist - 6 Hours

β­• - Conclusion -:
Genital Jousting is a weird and wacky party game surrounding animated genitals which interact with others in weird ways. For a party game this is fun to some extent however, as a whole this is a weird game that I wouldn't recommend ever playing.

LEDG3ND
LEDG3ND

Hilarious fun if you have a bunch of friends to (dick) around with or wanna make your girlfriend roll her eyes lol, story mode is clever and punny and the arcade multiplayer is simple but engaging and varied enough to be fun with a group

MEGALOMANIAC-XXV
MEGALOMANIAC-XXV

Legally I'm a grown ass man but my sense of humor says otherwise

AllyPallyUK
AllyPallyUK

I got extremely horny and following playing the game, proceeded to impregnate a young pigeon.
i would 100% recommend this game if you too want to impregnate pigeons or any other thing.

Virginity Vacuum
Virginity Vacuum

Very immersive but the cock is smaller than it's real life counterpart which breaks part of the immersion.

FluffyToWit.
FluffyToWit.

7/10
"tititnya gubal gabel anjay."

BobbyHill
BobbyHill

Online is dead story mode can be beaten in under two hours you could rush through it and refund it

2nd Class Janitor - Wilco
2nd Class Jani…

Tags: Adult
Additional Tags: Combat Arena&Smashbroesque

TLDR: Thin on content. Probably best this way as the game feels a tad tired after a while. Shock value novelty game with clumsy controls. Get on heavy discount, bundle or avoid.

Disclaimer: Key obtained through bundle.

Genital Jousting has to be evaluated along two lines.
On the single player front, it portrays a short but well voiced narrative about rejection. In a sense it is a superior version of Dinner Date. Where you must go through a series of screens while the main character is being stood up or tries to overcome adversity. There is about 45 minutes to 1h15 minutes of content there. Thankfully despite the clumsy controls there was some sort of small auto-aim to help accomplish actions. Additionally every section was small, bite sized with few controls to execute. Additionally many objectives could be ignored or skipped without causing the game to stop or break. There were one or two situations where the character sprite got permanently stuck and I had to reload a chapter but it was not such a big deal. The narrative as a whole was suprisingly balanced for a shock silly game and seemed to at least try to convey some sort of story and message without taking itself too seriously either.

On the multiplayer front you can wire a few Xbox360 remotes to your PC and chase each other's character around to penetrate them and try to avoid being penetrated yourself. I doubt it is very entertaining but in all fairness it controls better than "Starwahl". Additionally the explicit homoerotic tones of this game were arguably more honest than the vague allusion to horns colliding of Starwahl. The game also skipped arenas often which helped break the monotony.

Concluding words: The game is colorful, zany, controls well enough for a clumsy game, the solo content really helps add some value to the package without overstaying it's welcome and the multiplayer could be good for a laugh and a shrug for a short while. It's also really kind of a novelty item in that few games like these get made and of these this one is just better done than "Shower with your dad simulator" or "Mount your friends" or "There's poop in my soup" etc... So because of it's blunt, straightforward nature, it's fairly honest execution and occasional wit I would carefully allow myself to recommend. But dont set high expectations and know what you are getting into. This is still a low brow game.

Fancy
Fancy

This game makes me a bit too excited!!

sillypants
sillypants

I have looked at guides etc and tried every method under the sun to bypass a broken level halfway through the game. There is no way to progress, the camera angle breaks and your character can't interact with anything necessary to complete the level. The game is no longer supported by the developers, and the gameplay was shallow to begin with. not worth the $2 I paid. Not worth your time if it was free.

JL 14
JL 14

I had originally bought this game as a total joke expecting to have a few laughs with friends. Little did I realize that the 12 minutes I would spend playing it would completely ruin my life. I have never felt so uncomfortable playing a video game. I played once over a month ago and am just now able to speak about this trauma. The dinner date level where you were to ingest noodles through your- never mind.. was particularly life altering and traumatic. I shutter violently at the thought of launching this game again. 10/10 would buy again.

_Teeth_Paste_
_Teeth_Paste_

This game doesn't look worth it and that's because its not.
2/10 this game is weird but I guess thats what they were going for

Maralva ⛧
Maralva ⛧

PNEI! I LOVE PEN I!!! COCK DICK COCK DOCK PEN I PRINCE ALBERT BEST PENILE!!!

Ali.j.t.a
Ali.j.t.a

BEST 45 minutes of my life with my friends. its short but gold

godatmax3
godatmax3

Amazing game. By far my favourite game. It's sad that the story is so short.

Mobear
Mobear

love sticking my d*** in everything and I love having other d**** in me.

Negev Ninja
Negev Ninja

This is the most beautiful game I have ever played. The emotional journey you go on with john to see his ups and downs all to end with no bitches is very sad, but the game makes you realize that you don't always have to be hard, the journey of John and Sam was a roller coaster for me, I felt my heart beat, my head crumble as i controlled these rods, and behind it all you see the emotional trauma behind a cocks life, and the ways that he tries to better himself. I would personally love to see a motion picture to this game as the story is one of the best I have ever played. John I want you to know that everything is ok, and someone will always love you like sam does, and I'm happy to see that you and harmony may end up together.

WarSanta
WarSanta

Funny but buggy as hell. Constant crashes and my peener getting stuck outside the map making me restart. Still funny tho once you get through the buggy parts. 7/10

Fuze
Fuze

my mom says she will take away my pc

DiamondCoder
DiamondCoder

Best game ever. It made my small pp bigger X3

Vak
Vak

Story is really funny but too short, online is dead.

Rustypupp
Rustypupp

The novelty of the game wore off in about 5 minutes after trying to play with 3 friends and the game lagging so hard we would time out of minigames. The lack of any kind of sfx audio control or a music mixer beyond on/off is a baffling thing to leave out in this day and age.

Dark3go7
Dark3go7

i didn't find love but i got hard anyways

gg
gg

This game gives me big dick vibes.

bubby jon
bubby jon

This is the funniest game ever made

Cal272
Cal272

I love this game because penis 100% recommend for friends and family

CounterfeitFish
CounterfeitFish

Good story mode.
Wacky party game.
I have no words.
I cannot justify buying this game.

MBPPC
MBPPC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DΓ©s Bar/Tabac se jeux tor droles avec maged pour la seins valentine ont a fais le modes date night ses pour les amoureus

Alphaerian
Alphaerian

Maybe it's a d*ck move to leave a bad review without motivation, but I'm going to be cocky and do it anyway.

Eden:3
Eden:3

Guys do not try this or you'll become gay. Trust me.
I'm a girl but now i want to become male just to feel the sensation of putting it in someone.

Blaise Caulfield
Blaise Caulfield

This is a game about literal cock fights.

Blaze
Blaze

one of the best games i have ever played, worth every cent.

macieciej
macieciej

I bought that game as a joke but I actually had some good laugh's while playing it which was really suprising(prob cause my taste of humor is garbage lol),would highly recommend it if you want to experience something "sussy"/you want to buy this for someone as a joke/you want to look like an idiot in front of your friends.

RondoAllaturca15
RondoAllaturca15

I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single farther to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game for Christmas in 2021 from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching YouTube. So I decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my character and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.

- every single steam user

eisengeist
eisengeist

hΓ‘ quem diga que esse jogo Γ© um saco, mas eu achei ele pica