Grand Pigeon's Duty

Grand Pigeon's Duty
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Metacritic
76
Steam
69.529
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Price
$3.99
Release date
5 August 2016
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Total
76 (436 votes)

Pigeons organized resistance, which aims to attract people's attention to the problem of hunger and restore bakery companies for their bait.

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Grand Pigeon's Duty system requirements

Minimum:

  • OS: Windows Vista/Windows 7/Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo 1.8 Ghz or AMD Athlon X2 64 2.0 Ghz
  • Memory: 2048 MB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GT/s 4xx or Equivalent
  • Storage: 250 MB available space

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Andros
Andros

In this game you fight for birds'rights 'shooting' poop into things and people. It's not great, and can be frustrating alot, but the price is fair and you get multiple endings, weird characters, dialogues written in bad english (they're birds after all) and Tommy Wiseau pigeon.

KillerTreat
KillerTreat

Best shit i've ever gotten for $0.99. I only bought it because of the 1% discount which saved me a penny thank you.

Я ТОГО ВСЕ НЪАХУЙ
Я ТОГО ВСЕ НЪАХУЙ

Игра интересная, время убить можно,но врeменами уровни уж очень сложные

Xpliciit
Xpliciit

There is not alot to talk about when it comes to a game where you control a pigeon and your main goal being to take a dump on various targets but sometimes the short and sweet games are the most enjoyable.

I bought this game with a coupon I received for crafting Steam badges and I think despite its broken English text/grammar I would genuinely recommend the game to anyone.

There are a decent amount of story missions in the game that branches off into three separate stories. They are all very well thought out despite the main goal being to pigeon poo over everything. The missions are not all the same and vary a little with mechanics which held my interest for longer. Missions are also relatively challenging too when taking into consideration limited 'ammo' and wind speed/direction.

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Absolute Madman
Absolute Madman

NOT NOW MOM, I'M SHITTING ON THE PEOPLE OUTSIDE.

wolfinston85
wolfinston85

This is the proof that you can take any concept for any creation and roll with it.

Literally the entire game it's about taking dumps on cars as well as on people, you play as pigeons.

The game has a surprising story with a lot of depth attach to it, something about oil replacing peoples food, something of the sort, the whole thing it's a very big joke but it's hilarious.

I guess the game really gets repetitive after a while mainly because it's a very "arcade" game, the objectives really don't vary as much, it just gets a tiny bit more difficult as you go along, there are some bonus levels in which you get a lot of ammo, "bombs" as the game calls them, and you can pretty much just mash the spacebar button ruining everyone's day, so it's fine I guess, get it on a sale tho, I doubth anyone will finish this game unless they push and force themselves through.

HawaiianShirtExperience t.tv
HawaiianShirtE…

It is good
kind of like a phone game
but still good

Saya
Saya

It's a 3 buttons game where you play as a pigeon shitting on cars and people. The music is awesome. It's less than a dollar.

Limey Boy
Limey Boy

Poor & sometimes confusing english translation, repetitive dull gameplay, sloppy controls, okay pixel art & humor. There's much better free games out there.

SKAI
SKAI

It's basically a game where you feel like you're playing a GameBoy in your childhood days. I was gonna quit right after seeing the text quality and all but I decided to stay for awhile to try the gameplay and it was somehow fun. I'd say timing is the key in this game.

[x] hatedabamboo
[x] hatedabamboo

Simulator of calculating bread crumbs trajectory in cityscape. Totally not a game about pidgeons sh!tting on people and cars.

BocciardoLight
BocciardoLight

Not my type of game but still lovely made

Metacritic:
tbd / 100 Metascore
tbd / 10 User Score

S0YxSauCe
S0YxSauCe

Watching people running away after getting boom with Grand Pigeon's fecal matter to their head is so satisfying. muhahaahha

Feared Alien Voodoo
Feared Alien Voodoo

Pigeon propaganda with a marxist-avian agenda.
Dont be an duped by the man again!
Join the coop d'etat and doo your doody.

Corpus Dog
Corpus Dog

Gameplay: 4/10
Story: 5/10
Music: 7/10
Graphics: 5/10
Fun factor: 2/10
Diffilculty ballance: 3/10

26 out of 60 Points :/

Take Ur Swing
Take Ur Swing

Got it while it was on sale for .98 cents just for the lols.
Not too much to write home about, but I don't like making bad reviews.

JKDarkseid
JKDarkseid

Who knew a modern Potty Pigeon would have a politically charged storyline with multiple branches that dealt with classism and the crushing realities of a greed focused society.

Also you get to poop on people.

(not so wild about that because it's really tricky once wind gets introduced, but you can figure out a rhythm eventually)

Tubs
Tubs

Absoulutely one of the most versile, first person shooters i have ever witnessed make a stand on steam, if you are into many games such as COD II Or Modern Wafare all i can say is that you must pick this enthusiastic game up of the shelf.

I adore this game & so must you! It has state of the art graphics which also running on great FPS & On unreal engine.

Definetily worth the buy.

Arganotaut
Arganotaut

You are a pidgeon and you poop on things.
10/10

ScrubaDubDubss
ScrubaDubDubss

Surprisingly difficult! I had fun playing this game, but you only have room to mess up very few times (1-4 usually). Which means that you'll have to restart multiple times to complete a single level. The soundtrack is pretty good and the English translation is impressive!

7/10

bunigga
bunigga

Probably the best game ever.
its coo-l

killer_onion
killer_onion

Bought this game on a whim, since it was like 0,2 pound.

While challenging, it quicky becomes repetive. There is some plot trying to be something intellectual, but fails and quickly becomes a boring mess.

Not worth your time

pr3t3nd3r
pr3t3nd3r

As nice as the pixel art is, it is just in service of hollow references to movies that are supposed to be funny just for being there, the gameplay is just arcadey without any margin for error, it really feels like an old arcade game you can emulate for free, and even among those you can have way more fun than this. Not worth it even for the discounted price.

ObiSpud
ObiSpud

Got the game on a discount coupon for next to nothing as the pidgeon pooping on people intreagued me. If I had to pay full price, I would have not bothered.

First impressions, I didn't expect much. The game opened in full screen and OMG, memories of the old 8 bit games (blocky) came to mind but as soon as the game was scaled down in window mode, it looked better. Next thing that struck me was the option to set your preferred language (English or Russian), a nice touch if it wasn't for the poor English but it's good enough to understand what the developer intended to get across. This can be excused as his knowledge of English is far superior to my understanding of Russian ;P

The game itself doesn't seem too bad. You fly from one side of the screen to the other dropping poop on cars and people. Brings new meaning to the pidgeons "coo" which probably translates into our version of "kewl" when you get a hit. Pidgeons do have a sense of humour then ;)

The game can pass the time when nothing else appeals but even though it has a bit of adult humour, it's more suited for entertaining the young kids due to the easy play style.

The game has 15 achievements, all hidden until you unlock them during play. I will be interesting to see what they all are and whether they actaually are worth including!

I can't recommend it at the current full price. It simply is too much. I would say 4/10.

tenshi_a
tenshi_a

Not a very good game.

It's cheap, it's full of memes, it's simple and frustrating and boring.

All you do is push left and right to move the bird left and right. It's simple, no physics, left and right. And you push a button to fire, which goes diagonally left or diagonally right depending on the wind.

You have a quota of walking people and stationary vehicles to crap on.

You also have a very limited amount of poo. And if you miss, or hit the wrong things so you can't win a level, the game doesn't tell you you're in an unwinnable situation, it waits until you've used up all your bullets then tells you. Also it doesn't show you what your quota is on-screen so you can count them off.

So it's frustrating. And simple. And not very good.

Do yourself a favour and find a C64 emulator and a copy of Potty Pigeon. It was a much better game. It's probably 30 years old now, but was a much better, much more featureful, arcade game than this. The music was better too.

This game... I have limited ammo and I don't give enough shits to carry on playing.

IceBearium
IceBearium

You know, I bought this game for sixty-six cents and I gotta say, it's pretty hard to get into it in the beginning. The mechanics of the game were basic: spacebar to poop and left/right to fly. The whole gist of it seemed loud and clear, poop on whatever you needed to poop on. The missions were difficult to beat due to having little room for mistakes, but after getting the hang of aiming and advancing through the game, I was surprised on how well the story plot went. Going from defecating for random birds to defecating for greater purposes of birdkind --at least when you reached a certain point of the game.

The gameplay is difficult at first but pretty simple, and the depth of it is as good as it can with a bunch of pigeons (they do have a lot of character in them). The dialogue and references is amusing, and the missions are a challenge to play. I'd say the game is worth what I've bought it for. If I were to buy it at the original price I probably wouldn't have thought so otherwise. Besides that, if you like pigeons and activism, go ahead and get the game.

pinkpinnn
pinkpinnn

If a pigeon managed to crap on you, consider it an honour, as it took precision and specific timing.

PROS: Pigeons in army attire, bizarre premise, cute aesthetics
CONS:
-It would be useful to have the mission targets listed
-No button to skip the dialogue
-Aiming can be a pain in the ass, one of those things that take time and practice (unsure if actually worth the time to master it).

hap1sh1n
hap1sh1n

This game made me ragequit multiple times

Pybro
Pybro

It's really not that fun... The dialogues didn't get me and the gameplay is very boring and fidgety.

killua holding two guns
killua holding…

I did not eat the bun.

It's a lie.

I did NOT eat the BUN,

I did nawwt.

oh, hi mark.

Qanyeet
Qanyeet

pretty basic, sort of like frogger but with non white doves insted of a frog. give it 3 out of 10 cookaachoos. Pigeon boy would be the only person playing this arcade game. i mean its not the worst game ive played but i couldnt play it for more than 10mins. which is good cause its free. the story line is too indepth for what it is, found myself just skipping it because it was just not funny or well writen. im no word person but, fuck. graphics were old school, sort of like the premise. basicly felt like id been shit on after downloading it and thinking it could be fun.

Ecchi Roulette
Ecchi Roulette

The one word I could use to sum up this game would be cute. Very basic (but kind of addicting) gameplay with a charming cast of pidgeons bent on "spreading their message" to the humans of the world with some well-placed "shells". There's actually very little room for error, so I found myself restarting the levels quite a few times after the intro levels. The story doesn't take itself too seriously, and helps make up for the visuals. Sound was simple, but not annoying. Overall, a well-rounded game for the price, and something easy to unwind with.

Polytoric
Polytoric

I bought this for 10 cents with a 90% discount coupon.

If you like being a bird and sh i tting on cars and people with precise accuracy this is your game.

Volper
Volper

In Grand Pigeon's Duty, you play as a pigeon named John whose sole purpose is to shit on cars or people.
With a cast of characters ranging from pop culture references, like Fight Club's Tyler Durden to Breaking Bad's Heisenberg, you will be mildly entertained most of the time.
The random factor behind your dropping's scale and wind direction might get on your nerves and the English translation is subpar.
Then again, I'm reviewing a game where you play as a bomber pigeon, so, you know, you kinda know what you're getting into, right?

I give it a 5 droppings out of 10 dried up shits.

anenragedpeanut
anenragedpeanut

Doesn't even load up properly, 0/10

Comrade Doge
Comrade Doge

This game looks and feels like a bad mobile port.
The UI and menus are crappy.
The gameplay is repetitive and boring, but manages to become cheaply frustrating at some almost-impossible points of the game.
I've encountered dozens of bugs, from visual to technical.
The writing is below average at best and it's filled with unfunny references and scat. The developer seems very proud of it tough, as he wrote screen after screen of text filled with pointless backstory and stupid motives for the gameplay. Not to mention that the english version seems to be translated from russian using Google Translate.

The only good aspect of this garbage is the music used. It's creator, HateBit, has a SoundCloud, if you want to check him out.

One of the three storylines ends with a kid getting poop thrown in his throat. I envy him. At least he didn't have to be exposed to the rest of this game like I did.

oof
oof

got this game whit 10 cents worth it

P@@rC@nnecti@n
P@@rC@nnecti@n

buggy, and no skip button on skip button on texts can make for fustrating restarts.I like the concept ,but it needs work

brad1134
brad1134

Your ammo is way too limited. It gets influenced by the wind and has random weights that make them float longer or drop faster. That's cool but you have no way of knowing which weight it is going to be until you use it. You are also constantly moving which makes aiming a bit more challenging on top of all that.

Andres
Andres

Sh!t. Aiming is obnoxious and ammo is so limited it's plain frustrating not challenging. The hamfisted refrences don't save it.

sh!t/10 both literally and figuratively.

yugoslavian war criminal
yugoslavian wa…

Nominated for the The Defies Description lol i love it

up dog
up dog

The absolute best game ever created. Worth the money. Buy it now before it become $100 USD because that's what it's worth.

AFFRA
AFFRA

This game is like trying to pee with a boner while standing 20 feet away from a urinal

Donald Hump
Donald Hump

only own if for steam trading cards lol

Feathers
Feathers

Game play is a bit difficult but shitting on people is always fun so if you have a dollar to spare, its worth it. Id buy it over a McChicken Sandwich.

The_Grandmother
The_Grandmother

Fun concept, great dialog, but the gameplay is just way to basic for it to be enjoyable for more than 5 minutes.
Pretty sad since the entire concept and the humor is epic.

Moocake
Moocake

In this game you play as a pigeon leading a guerrila war against humans by shitting on them.

I have never raged so hard at a game that involves pooping on people in my life.

11/10

Nae.
Nae.

The game won't start. Even though the integrity of the local files are verified. Fail.

Pievirus
Pievirus

Why did the creators highten the price?

Because they needed coopons.

I bought this game just to make that pun.

I'm so sorry

The game is alright...

SmartNewbie
SmartNewbie

My summary in 4 sentences:
The game is very unique and funny.Lots of puns and meme references that I didnt expect.Some levels are really hard,but its totally passable.Also has three endings,telling really fun and interesting stories.

midnight sky
midnight sky

When I had finished 4 of the 5 routes, I thought I had experienced basically all of what the game had to offer and I was tempted to rate this game positively despite not actually wanting to recommend it. The dev left a note in the start menu, explaining that this was a one man effort, they didn't have the money to pay for professional translations, the fact that the story was equally as important as the gameplay etc. so I felt a little bad about giving a negative rating. It isn't a terrible game after all. But that Cipher ending, sitting through all the unskippable text and endings in one sitting, and trying to get the last achievements did it for me.

The Cipher ending.
You have to bomb (poop on) 5 guards twice (their health regens) with limited ammo that for some reason there isn't a counter for on this level, and then you have to shit in the president's kid's mouth. I'm not kidding but I wish I was. That's absolutely disgusting and completely unnecessary. Maybe this is funny to some people but it's rather immature. It left more than just a bad taste in my mouth.

In another route you're invited to a billionaire's penthouse pool where your brother is throwing a party for you. Apparently the other rich birds like it when they're pooped on. So then you need to poop on the guests in the pool but not too much because they'll get sick. And when you're done, a few birds like it so much they invite you to their own houses for you to do it to them in private. I don't know man, that kinda sounds like the dev has a scat kink or a very strange sense of humour. No kink shaming but I mean, this is a bit much and just not necessary? I don't think many people got to this point judging by the global achievements (0.8%) and that there is basically only one review that mentions this.

Pros:

    • Pixel art is nice, colour scheme is different but not a bad thing.
    • Simple, straight-forward controls.
    • Music is decent although I guess it's actually pretty good if I spent hours listening to it while frustrated and don't hate it.
    • Several characters with their own distinct personality and appearance.
    • Three different characters to choose from with a total of 5 different endings.
    • Humour. Bird-related puns etc.
    • Some interesting plot points.
    • Note from the dev in the start menu.

Cons:

    • Slow and unskippable text. The text between levels is all dialogue so it's similar to a visual novel. I understand that the dev wants to relay the importance of the plot so they made the text unskippable but similar to a vn, there should be the option to skip already seen text. Especially if restarting a level means having to sit through the same text over and over. It's not a few sentences either, it's paragraphs between different characters. Not to mention the fact that the text doesn't all appear at once but rather, individual letters appear one at a time and there's no skipping that either. Most of my time spent playing this game was sitting through text, pressing the spacebar to try and hurry it up to get to the game play.
    • Agonisingly slow ending text. Once you've completed one route, there's an epilogue. No problem with that except the text doesn't appear all at once. It s l o w l y drifts up your screen at the rate of 5 seconds per line with about 5 words per line. There are paragraphs of text. Of course, no skipping that either. I don't understand, it's like the dev just wants players to stay in game for as long as possible. There's no reward for staying until the end; you get achievements as soon as the text starts to appear and then you can just exit to the start menu so you don't need to know the ending to the story. There's no explanation for the text being as slow as it is.
    • The font. It was okay at first because it was a nice change, but reading a crap ton of text with that font makes my eyes bleed. The letter 'i' looks like an 'l' (doesn't appear that way in the screenshots for some reason), the letter 'c' looks like an 'o' etc. 'Billion' looks like 'bllllon' and 'facts' looks like 'faots'. I understand the font choice because it matches but the pixel graphics but it's not great for clarity, especially with the not-so-great English.
    • Countless spelling and grammatical issues. Nothing more to add. Every time I saw an error I just wished I could correct it. I still want to correct them all. You do get the general idea of what is being said though. These days it isn't that difficult to get someone to edit text. No need to pay for a professional translator, the dev could pay someone $40 to simply edit their translations through Upwork or something but I don’t know where they’re located so I can’t say if there are restrictions on certain things.
    • Difficulty. Very little room for error. It's one thing to need to hit stationary targets like cars while the wind is affecting the trajectory of your "bomb" but when the targets move at different speeds and in different directions while you are also constantly moving, with no/ little room for error? It gets quite frustrating. And that's on easy difficulty. Really no reason for a hard difficulty although another reviewer said there wasn’t much of a difference anyway. One of the most difficult levels is level 11, just before the main story diverges into three, depending on which character you side with. It's not even halfway through the game.
    • Weird locking and unlocking of levels. Naturally puzzle games, levels are locked until you reach them. Except once you finish a route from one of the three characters, all the other levels unlock. Meaning, you can jump straight to the end and choose the last level for the other characters and get the achievements. Doesn't make sense. If the story was so important, we'd have to unlock each level as we reached it so we’d have to read the story.

Speaking of story, I don’t really know what to say about it. Basically humans aren't feeding pigeons anymore so birds are starving and have decided to poop on people and cars etc. to get people's attention. Different routes end with differing outcomes of course so there isn't much I can say without spoiling. There are some religious aspects which I wasn't really fond of. Main argument being religion is good and helps people (birds), especially the poor ones, while the rich are greedy, have black souls and deserve death etc. The good ending is siding with religion and the bad is going against it. It really isn’t being subtle.

Would I recommend? No, not at this stage at least unless the cons actually sound appealing to you or you’re just interested. I feel like most of the positive reviews are from people who didn't get very far in the game and just review every game they play or they got it for free and feel obliged to recommend it. Again, it's not terrible but it’s not great and I wouldn't do this again. There's quite a bit of work that can be done. The dev should read reviews and spend time making fixes/ improvements rather than creating a hentai puzzle game. Quality over quantity but I guess whatever will make profits. The last update was in August, 2017 that mentioned mobile releases and easier difficulty but that has yet to be seen and it's nearly been a year.

tuxdelux
tuxdelux

... tough call. Do you like quirky indie games? Is the price under a dollar? If so, then mayyybe. The gameplay is pressing spacebar to hit targets, but there is a odd little story and it does run well on ubuntu linux. This lone wolf developer took his work seriously, and I appreciate those efforts, in these light-hearted games. I think the steam store screenshots tell the whole story, so take a look, before purchasing.

Sipher
Sipher

BEST GAME EVER MADE! As soon as I started playing this piece of art I fell in love! The way you poo on cars and people gives me the greatest feeling inside, it's like no other game i have ever played. Im planning to name my children after the characters in this timeless masterpiece.

Noggel
Noggel

Idea is fun, but it's to hard for a casual game, also the graphics are really bad. Another Flappy Bird that nobody needs.

Vryyk
Vryyk

Fun little game, nothing crazy here but it's well worth the price. I got about 3 hours of fun out of it for the price of a burger. A burger is like 3 minutes of enjoyment. Ergo, buy it, worse case scenario you wasted a couple bucks.

Dinosauria
Dinosauria

Give me bread or give me death!

Grand Pigeon's Duty is a nice title sure, but it's repetitive nature and eyebrow raising translation would deter anyone from playing it for too long. Likewise for such a bare bones concept as being a pigeon that poops on people, it tries too hard to incorporate a dark and gritty story that, while having humor, is just too over the top for what otherwise feels like a simulator.

Good for filling up library space sure, not so good for gameplay.

Xas
Xas

Neutral Recommend.
Game of physics, reflexes and prediction of bird faeces dropzone.

Coarse large pixel graphics.
Monotonous and dull music.
Much readings of large and ugly wordings.

Prologue of first 11 stages, before splitting into three other main story lines,
repeatable at stage eleven after each completion.

Gets easier when used to the wind direction,
pacing the distance against the background, either to hit passerby or static targets.

Neutral Recommend.
Playable but No idea how this game appeared in my library.
Played simply to complete, glad it was over.

skeletalchild
skeletalchild

its a fun idea but the gameplay sucks

lilygoatgruff
lilygoatgruff

There are games that are hard because they're supposed to be, and then there are games that are hard because they don't make sense. There are little to no instructions in the game and some of the challenges are near impossible. I completed the rebel and bank story lines by trial and error, but after an hour of trying to get past level 2 of 11 in the army story line I gave up. Pointlessly difficult, even on Easy mode.

✪ KR4Z3R!
✪ KR4Z3R!

The earth is 4.6 billion years old and we managed to exist at the same time as this masterpiece.

Tooma8 #SaveTF2
Tooma8 #SaveTF2

It gets way too difficult, way too fast.

One Armed Larry
One Armed Larry

-Broken english dialogue that is readable but takes a second or two to understand
-Has a wind mechanic with a ui notifier telling you which direction its going, either left or right but it does not even blow right.
-Is only a dollar and a silly game.
-Hitting f12 to take a screenshot brings up a chrome debugger window

On one hand it's $1 and it's entertaining enough that I kind of don't care. On the other hand I just paid $1 for a browser game with one mechanic that doesn't even work.

pneuma_pnea
pneuma_pnea

this game could use an easier start and an easier puzzle. if i understand correctly and the story is the main thing here. i would play this again maybe to get a different ending but I find that some parts are really not that easy to pass.
but otherwise i like the aesthetic the style the characters and i get the social commentary

...and i have a lot of pigeons ruining my work so i had to see through their eyes.

Humleby
Humleby

Very nice game, it has all the rpg elements of a AAA game but is still only 3 euro, very good. Could spend countless days on this game.
:-)

KOPED
KOPED

This game is a masterpiece. Truly a gem hidden from the average consumer. It was great but there where times where they simply focused too much on the exposition. Not that it was bad but it was too long conversations when i really just wanted to get right into the action with no rubber.

STEVE HOLT!
STEVE HOLT!

This game is one dimentional and frankly boring, it may as well be a mobile game. The only redeming quality is the character art, but it's ruined by terrible writing for those characters which you cannot skip.

Blue Fox
Blue Fox

Even if I enjoyed some parts of the game I can't reccommend it. Some parts are poorly executed, new mechanics never seen before are introduced at the end of the game and poorly explained, therefore there are sudden difficulty spikes because you don't know what the game wants you to do. I wasted one hour trying to figure out how to fight Irwin.
I like the concept of pidgeon shooting poo to the pedestrians. I would suggest to the developer to stick with this mine mechanic for the entire game and develop it furter, for example. Adding more movements and better control over the pdgeon. And making falling poo more predictable.

since Steam doesn't allow me to give it a 5 out of 10, i'm forced to make it negative.

2kool4you
2kool4you

Meh...the story is pretty whack...and the reading kind of drives me insane, I don't exactly think translation is on par

not very responsive controls for some reason...oh and GOOD LUCK if you think about playing this on HARD

YoureTheJuanNeo
YoureTheJuanNeo

I found it to be worth a crap. Give it a try