Hand Simulator system requirements
Minimum:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: 64-bit Windows 7, Windows 8.1, Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i3-4340 / AMD FX-6300
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD 4000, GeForce 8800, ATI 1950 or better
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 3700 MB available space
- Sound Card: 100% DirectX 9.0c compatible audio device
- Additional Notes: Keyboadr, Mouse (No need VR helmet, it is optional)
Recommended:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
It's funny, but surprisingly difficult game to play. It's cheap, so if you can get some friends to play with you, you'll probably have a great time. Be warned it took me like 2 hours to load the easiest gun in the game in the range. Fun, funny, and most of all, a challenge.
I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single farther to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game for Christmas in 2021 from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching YouTube. So I decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my character and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn.
Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is
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Even with how ganky this game is at times it is worth it for the funny experiences you and your friends will have. Take note that there is a learning curve until you get the hang of things.
9/10
This game is very realistic and enticing. My favorite part of the game was milking the cow and shooting the guns.
it is one of the most realistic simulators i have ever played. i hope they will add sex soon because that is the only thing i am still missing in this game.
How to make chocolate cake:
Step 1: Put Egg on Counter
Step 2: Pour Chocolate Syrup on Counter
Step 3: Put Egg in Syrup
Step 4: Eat
I hope you found this guide useful
experience the epitome of rage while you use your hands to mash a keyboard and wiggle a mouse to control a hand that just doesnt wanna f***king listen. 10/10 with friends.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOW DO YOU DO ANYTHING IN THIS DUMB GAME
I am 27.
My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.
When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.
After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.
Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 fucking minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.
After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.
Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.
I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.
Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.
Best game I've ever played. I've been struggling with life recently and this game brought a smile to my face with it's beautiful graphics and gameplay
hand just fly to the moon cant even play :(
It's fine. You'll be angry but you'll laugh. Good for a night or two of giggles.
It's an amazing game if you want to have brain cancer
i want to shoot myself but preety gud
very enraging but in a funny and amazing way
It's Exactly Like Real Life Controls
I have never in my life felt this level of anger before
good if u have lots of people
5/10 decent. game is decent but it gets old quickly, my advice : you need friends
why are my friends hands better than mine
it keeps crashing no matter what. even when im the host pls fix this
Hand go cccrazy and the game kinda has retarded controls
bought this game 5 times, its rather fun but too ez frfr ong ong
10/10 really felt like a hand; immersive
99 cent game, so woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
This game saved my life.
I am 27.
My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.
When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.
After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.
Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ing minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.
After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.
Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.
I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.
Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.
Thank you
This game saved my life.
I am 27.
My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.
When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.
After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.
Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ing minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.
After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.
Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.
I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.
Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.
Thank you
Funny and great game to play with friends
this is the ultimate "I have nothing better to play and I want to fill the void in my mind" game
this game hurt my hand but i dhot someone with my thumb so ight
You have to play kb&m for your right hand and your left hand controls are weird. Plus you can't change you controls from kb&m to vr controllers. Don't recommend.
this game makes me want to hurt myself
really helps with my depression. makes me want to commit unalive much faster
bought this game thinking i was going to rock at it and i soon realized that id rather die than play this game 10/10 would recommend
Said jokes for 3 hours while begging someone to shoot me with a crossbow, best gaming experiance in a while
i literarly wanted to die for 5 hours
I was once one of the greats...
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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does not simulate hands very well
It is fun but they need to add more squid games.
When its actually her first time
Played 1 time and will always fuck a fdulc screw a kangaroo finger bang a orangatang orgy at the zoo
great game would recommend 10/10
Fun And Interesting If You Have Patience (Or some friends), definitely a buy
I love to blow up my friend in tanks or grenade spam
Better than playing Escape From Tarkov
In my opinion, this game is kinda shit.
If you a dark souls player,
try this game
i need awards just plz give me anything, anyway if u cant shoot a gun its skill issue just get good
instructions unclear i fisted myself
I hate my friends and I now hate my life. 10/10 great game.
Don't do suicide kids that shit kills you
weirdly a lot of depth for a game about weird hand movement | HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS
perfekcyjna gra nic dodac nic ujac 10/10
I bought this game for all my friends very good 0/10
Multiplayer does not work properly at all
Controls are clumsy af
Great with friends. But we also all want to die.
BEST GAME EVER MADE, THE MOST INTENSE GRAPHICAL GAME I HAVE PLAYED TO DATE, AND THATS FAX MACHINE LEVEL OF FACTS. INVIGORATING AND THRILLING GAMEPLAY. INTESNSE SWEATY PALM SESSIONS, AND OVERWHELMINGLY FANTASTIC OVERALL!
When you play this game for the first time, it seems impossible for you, but after few hours It will be easier for you to play.
It's not worth it if you don't have patients
I still don't know how to Jerk off but cool game overall
goofy silly scallywag monkey game
Hand simulator.
A game for the entire family to enjoy
Have friends to play? Fuck them because in this game you will hate them
Have fun in your life? Fuck that too because you will question your life in this game
I have never seen such a perfection of a game
10/10 would not play again
you can do of the hand movement of which jerking off is performed, would recommend 10/10.