Piggy Poggy Pog

Piggy Poggy Pog
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Release date
28 November 2017
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Piggy Poggy Pog - is quite a complex, nice-looking 2D platformer in which you must escape from the farm playing for a pig named Poggy . In this game you go through the levels, collecting a certain number of acorns.

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Piggy Poggy Pog system requirements

Minimum:

  • OS: Windows XP\Vista\7\8\10
  • Processor: 1 GHz
  • Memory: 1024 MB RAM
  • Graphics: 512MB
  • DirectX: Version 7.0
  • Storage: 200 MB available space
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Corvidge
Corvidge

Not worth it. it isnt funny, its poorly made, there's no psychological horror, and it takes 5 minutes to beat. apparently these people just reskin this game and sell it.

breadcrump
breadcrump

This game is my pride and joy i play it everyday ive passed it down to my friends and ill pass it down to my children as it will be their first porno.

RaGe_Deception_
RaGe_Deception_

Everything is perfect. The story telling is phenomenal when the time changed i could really feel the creator using pathetic fallacy to its upmost point

This game brought a tear to my eye. Eagerly awaiting the R-18 Netflix adaptation featuring Keanu Reeves. 6/5

UwU, God of UwUs
UwU, God of UwUs

THIS IS LEGIT THE BEST GAME EVER HOLY SH*T

Marnie
Marnie

Well it's a really short and simplistic platformer... The art and colors are really cute too!

Terra
Terra

I got it for a few cents due to a sale. It's acceptable for 10 cents.

Spino, God of All
Spino, God of All

i finished piggy poggy pog recently and the story was even more emotional than red dead redemption 2. piggy poggy pog is truly the best game. piggy poggy pog will change your life forever. piggy poggy pog's story is truly unmatched. piggy poggy pog cured my cancer.

ACGATOM
ACGATOM

Piggy Poggy Pog is the greatest game of all time piggy poggy pog is life piggy poggy pog is why I live I love piggy poggy pog more than my biological family

Weakest Lemm Enjoyer
Weakest Lemm Enjoyer

the best game ever made!!!!! i cant believe i had to murder 3 women in nevada to get it but it was well worth its hefty price.
Buy and you will love this game!

MILF Enthusiast
MILF Enthusiast

I don't know where to start

Graphics and Sound Design

Masterclass. Simple as. Scored by Ennio Morricone's ghost, accented by the same artists that designed the world of Hollow Knight, this game brings an ethereal joy like no other. There is simply no comparison to be made on our current market. This has set the new standard. Unlike most games of recent, Piggy Poggy Pog requires no high-end PC or console to run it. I played with an ear of corn and a sesimometer, as God intended.

Gameplay

After completing the first level, I had to take a break to cry. The subtle inertia with each jump, the delicate landings between Poggy plants, the ability for an inattentive player to get trapped, all perfectly executed. Each of the entire twelve(!) levels had a charm unique to each one, making them infinitely replayable. The attention to detail in the backgrounds is second to none. The platforms are so perfectly spaced that each jump is difficult, but feels fair at the same time. The moving platforms add a depth I could have only previously dreamed of... and then I saw the spikes. Instant orgasm. This game has fucking SPIKES. if that can't sell you, then frankly, you are not human.

Price

Having easily five times the content of Elden Ring, despite the latter costing 30-120 times as much, should make this point obvious. I don't have much to add here. The devs are ripping themselves off, so grab it while you can!

DLC

There was clearly divine inspiration with the DLC. A wild direction for the series but one that meaningfully expands the world of Poggy in meaningful ways and opens up so many holes for theories and potential future expansions. We can only hope our pleas for more go more noticed than the pleas to fix TF2's bot plague.

Conclusion

'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened"
-Peter Scully

I am truly blessed to have been born in time to play Piggy Poggy Pog, and you are too! So please, do not miss this opprtunity you've been so kindly gifted by our benevolent universe, and relish every second you get to play this game.

Igiveuchip
Igiveuchip

10/10 challenging gameplay, great graphics.

Danthban
Danthban

THIS GAME IS BEAUTIFUL, IT CURED MY CANCER, IT CURED MY DEPRESSION AND I HAVE A PURPOSE IN LIFE NOW. I ACTUALLY HAVE FRIENDS. I ACTUALLY HAVE A PARTNER, AND IM NO LONGER A VIRGIN, MY PARENTS DISOWNED ME BUT IT DOESNT MATTER SINCE THIS GAME IS THE BEST.

Bitpy
Bitpy

Dark Souls of the platformer genre. 10/10

Habbibi
Habbibi

I don't have words to describe this truly extravagant game. It has a very eloquent story line along with the character and maps. I would highly suggest spending your money on this truly beautiful game.

Pugman296
Pugman296

this is the best game ever ngl

Remlapkills
Remlapkills

This game saved my life.

I am 27.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

k850i_tuning
k850i_tuning

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jerasmos42
jerasmos42

Great deal for only 1,79zł!

And also if you like level 5 I WILL kill you.

veti_..._:_::-;,__
veti_..._:_::-;,__

- - -[ Audience: ] - - -
☐ Your Mom probably would enjoy this
☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☐ Everyone except kids
☑ Casual players
☑ Pro players
☑ People who plan to take one game and make it their life
☑ Speedrunners

- - - [ Graphics/Animation: ] - - -

☐ I want to poor bleach in my eyes
☐ MS-DOS
☐ Bad, but playable.
☐ Decent
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ You forget what reality is

---[ Price: ]---
☐ Free
☑ Buy now
☐ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Do not buy it
☐ Do not throw money into a trash can

- - - [ Requirements: ] - - -

☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ 90's PC
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

- - - [ Difficulty: ] - - -

☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Dark Souls
☑ Only the best of the best can complete this game

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ A bit grindy...sometimes
☐ Go back to the last village and shoot some more scarecrows
☐ Practically a full time job
☑ Speedrun this bitch

- - - [ Story] - - -

☐ Only gameplay, doesn't include a story.
☐ There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.
☐ Better than nothing I suppose...
☐ Average.
☐ Decent.
☐ Amazing!
☑ It‘ll replace your life

- - - [ Bugs ] - - -

☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Ark: Survival Evolved
☐ Lot of bugs (Can get annoying)
☑ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing (I've seen)

---[ Game Time ]---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Not too short
☑ Depends on you
☐ Long
☐ Very Long
☐ Endless

- - - [ Enjoyment ] - - -
☐ One long, tedious grind
☐ Better than mobile
☐ Fun at first, but gets old quick
☑ Consistently fun
☐ Can't stop playing, even though I should be finished

Nugget
Nugget

It took me 9 minutes to beat it. 2nd best pig platformer I ever played. I only played 2.

R1C3
R1C3

There's really no better way to describe this game other than as a once in a lifetime-experience. A truly magificent masterpiece. watch out though because you might get a tear or two running down your cheek by the end which is equally as emotionally packed as in the end of Team fortress 2 which says a whole lot about how you feel while playing and completing this beauty of a game.
9,5/10 would recommend

wickpoop
wickpoop

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

Tubby Toucan
Tubby Toucan

I am the current world record holder for the piggy poggy pog 100% speedrun.

00:43
00:43

The Nurmenburg Trials are not yet complete

Sanber
Sanber

10 minutos de juego... los mejores 10 minutos de mi vida. Cada movimiento está cargado de expectativa, suspenso, miedo y adrenalina que hace de este juego un carrusel de sensaciones encontradas que desean abrazarse y bailar la tarantela durante un cálido ocaso de un día sábado del mes de abril. Y eso que estoy en marzo. Aún de haberlo adquirido con 90% de descuento, pagaría cada centavo porque lo vale. No recuerdo que otro juego logró provocarme esto. Me sentí vivo nuevamente. MUY recomendado.

Sanber´s most honest review.

Dagon
Dagon

~ DIFFICULTY ~
🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal
🔲 Hard
☑️ Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics dont matter in this game
🔲Good
🔲 Beautiful
☑️ Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
☑️ Beautiful

~ STORY ~

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
🔲Well written
🔲 Epic story
☑️ Imagine Kingdom Hearts but on crack

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
☑️ Underpriced
🔲 Perfect Price
🔲Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
🔲Average
🔲 High end
☑️ NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 3 hours)
🔲 Short (3 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15-50 hours)
🔲 Long (50-90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours)
☑️ No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
☑️ Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
☑️ Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
🔲Wait for sale
☑️ Yes

Hunsaka
Hunsaka

This game is a masterpiece to it's very core. I have love this game so much, it is incredibly life-changing and a 15/10 gaming experience. If you ever want to play a truly amazing game I would recommend.

pokatoz
pokatoz

This is quite literally a game you can finish in 10 minutes. I finished it in 12.

There are 12 levels, and it's a simple platform game where you are a pig that must collect the acorns across the map. There are usually 4-5 acorns per level, and it's very very easy. This might be a fun game for a child, possibly less than 10 years old who has not much experience playing video games?

There are no instructions, just avoid the jalapeno bushes and spikes, get your acorns, and get to the barn. Uses arrow keys to maneuver rather than WASD.

Although very easy, I still recommend it since I bought it on sale for like $3 and I feel like the serotonin I received was well worth the money.

Zaravyr
Zaravyr

This game is in my opinion the best game 2021. It changed my live, for the better.
I couldn´t live without this anymore. 20/10

ABU008
ABU008

VERY FRUSTRATING SO GOOD GAME LIKE GETTING OVER IT
P.S: BUY GAME IF U WANT TO BE IN PIGGY POGGY POG

Katwins
Katwins

thousand of hours of content..
amazing sound and music design...
beautiful ray tracing graphics...
outstanding animation

quite possibly the best game ever.

11/10

RealMikePenc
RealMikePenc

My grandmother was a very religious person. She was an absolute saint and devoted her life to God. She lived very poor, so when I turned 14 years old all she could gift me was 40 cents. Being young and stupid, I acted very disrespectfully towards her after receiving my present. I didn't realize until much later in my life that she had given me all of her life savings. Later that year, she died of heart failure. Me and my father buried her in a field, for we couldn't afford a proper funeral. Nobody would have come anyway, as my grandmother had already lost all the friends she had.

I kept those 40 cents for the next 12 years of my life. It was not only a memento of my grandma's legacy, but also a reminder to what it really means to be a kind person.
2 years ago I got married to a woman who I really believed to be the love of my life. She was someone I only wanted to best for and made sure to show the same love and kindness to every day that my grandmother showed me. I quit my job to move in with her in a Los Angeles apartment. She was everything I needed in my life... but I meant nothing to her. 2 weeks after the move I caught her cheating on me with her ex. I was devastated. I couldn't think straight. I only a few of my belongings and ran.

Then there I was, on the rough, cold streets of Los Angeles. All I had on me was a backpack, 2 cigarettes, my busted old HP laptop and those same 40 cents. I was cold. I was alone. I was in a dark place and I needed to find a light to guide me.
Then I saw it: Piggy Poggy Pog, on sale on Steam for 0,39 cents. When I saw that pig carrying those two acorns it reminded me of my grandma's loving embrace. This had to be a sign from a higher power... or from my grandmother herself... I bought the game and booted it up.

Beat the fucking thing in only 12 minutes. Turns out it was a bunch of reskinned template levels from some game development program. Didn't even have any sound effects.

Thanks for nothing ya old hag.

self-love amnesia
self-love amnesia

ez game izgaju visus limenus- KAPEC TIK VIEGLI??? :( biju gadijusi ko vairak no speles ar tik labskaniigu nosaukumu!

Box
Box

Absolute masterpiece.

Piggy poggy pog follows an incredibly buff and muscular unit that can beat me in the bed any day. Poggy's incredible agility allows him to traverse levels with ease. With only twelve levels, poggy easily finishes the mission.

Aaron
Aaron

Very Enjoyable game u can indulge in, i spent all day playing the game and never got bored, would highly recommend to someone who is looking for something to take their mind of suicide as it aids in suicide prevention

DannysSpeedo
DannysSpeedo

Fantastic gameplay, amazing graphics, very engaging, such a classic, a feel-good game, takes you on a roller coaster of emotions, the ending made me shed a tear

shoggot
shoggot

I'm not normally one to write serious reviews, but Piggy Poggy Pog has become my first exception. Within seconds of opening the game, seeing the friendly expression on that wonderful pig immediately drew me in. Every single level has its own unique traits and complexities, so I will proceed to give quick commentary level-by-level.

Level 1: An easy, yet fulfilling introduction.
Level 2: Mayhaps the hardest one in the game, yet completing it leaves you with an extreme sense of accomplishment.
Level 3: This level has an easy start, with a thrilling conclusion.
Level 4: The environment seems to change here - still as beautiful as ever.
Level 5: This level seems to have even more verticality than the previous ones - an extremely clever and creative choice.
Level 6: The placements of the acorns in this level will leave you scratching your head - but solving the method for progressing through this level is extremely satisfactory.
Level 7: Once again, the environment changes. A new era of levels - this environment might be my favorite.
Level 8: One of the moving blocks now goes horizontal instead of vertical - a creative way to put a nice spin on the level design.
Level 9: This level ramps up the difficulty quite a bit, but solving it is like a nice, relaxing puzzle.
Level 10: The environment changes once more, putting light upon the fact that the end is near. This could be interpreted as a metaphor for human mortality.
Level 11: This level seems a bit easier than the previous ones - a nice and well-needed break from the cruel battering of the world upon the human mind.
Level 12: The horizontal block returns once more. This is an epic conclusion to what may be one of the greatest masterpieces ever created. The game may have ended, but it is a rather satisfactory and happy conclusion.

Since the dawn of gaming, every video game seems to have been ripped of this little "spark." This little specialty, an air of uniqueness. Something that makes games "quirky." Piggy Poggy Pog is a light in the gaming world, and a reflection of childhood innocence. I stole my father's paypal information to buy this game, and you should too. 10/10.

Joystickonomics
Joystickonomics

Piggy Poggy Pog will forever be one of the best games i've ever played. The story was so emotional too, and the graphics were fucking GTA 6-like. I 100% recommend this literal gift from the gods

im now addicted ffs

SwordDude
SwordDude

After giving this game an entire 141 hours of life i can proudly say that this pig is sexy as frick. I mean gad dammm how fine can a piggy be. *bites lip*

Bellair08 #rustclash
Bellair08 #rustclash

Holy shit. I thought all the reviews were complete jokes. I was wrong. This game has been a life changing experience and something ill never forget. With the incredible character development and story driven levels im gobsmacked. Don't just add this game to your wishlist but your bucket list, its a must!

JonB05
JonB05

Better than any AAA game I've ever played

Extroyer365
Extroyer365

dogshidd, took me 7 minutes to beat all 12 levels

Jeronn
Jeronn

This was not a game, but an experience. Thank you Poggy for changing my life.

57567
57567

got lightheaded from these game reviews

11/10

shatter
shatter

i currently hold the 3rd fastest time in the world, amazing game, worth the 50 cents.

Glitch Glider
Glitch Glider

This is the greatest game I have ever played.
It made me pog at the acorn.

CLICK HERE TO POG AT THE ACORN IN SECONDS!!!

I cant wait for season two :(

DunkinDonutsBaconEggCroissant
DunkinDonutsBa…

When I started my playthrough of this game 5 minutes ago I really had to shit, not at the end of my 100% playthrough, and with voided bowels I am here to tell you that my shit smelled like battery acid and musty gum under a Shake Shack table.
The game sucked

Coch
Coch

Play it while listening to the Doom Eternal OST

redgorilla15
redgorilla15

I am satisfied with my purchase and now I have the pleasure of waking up and playing this for the rest of my life, this game that is called Piggy Poggy Pog. As you can see, you might be think that I am exaggerating, but I am not. Yes you might be able to finish this game in 12 minutes, but those will be the best minutes of my life and your life. Trust me buy this game or else the Piggy Poggy Pog will come to your house and go under the your sheets and take your Poggy pogs.

YEehaw
YEehaw

This game changed my life for the better.This game shows that video games arent just, well, "games". They are art, they are fellings, they are memories. The story is just perfect, the characters, the voice acting, the graphics, EVERYTHING just ties up in a fantastic title, that will hopefully be improved in the next sequal. This game changed my outlook on life, the way i felt, the way i talked, the way i thinked. 10/10 just....amazing

gProkaung
gProkaung

i love this game all 12 levels were so fun and complex the developer have spent much time to make every level the lore is so cool and sad i cried when piggy poggy pog died to the pepper bush

Yolo_Hobo_Joe
Yolo_Hobo_Joe

I have thousands of hours across hundreds of games and this one by far takes the cake. This simplicity yet complex level design speaks volumes to the heart and soul that the developer clearly imbued into this game. This game helped me come to terms with my depression and I have sworn to turn over a new leaf. From this point on, I will be creating a twitch channel and will be exclusively streaming Piggy Poggy Pog until My hands are too frail to touch a keyboard any longer. Seriously, if you don't discover something new about yourself while playing this game, you are truly missing out on one of the greatest experiences the God intended for mankind on this earth. I will be bestowing this game upon my children in the hopes that their children and their children's children will experience the wonder of that this game has the capacity to introduce. This game will open up a whole new world for yourself and all who play it. I cannot recommend this game enough. It's hard growing up on the streets of Detroit but Piggy Poggy Pog really helped me see the light in the world and helped overcome my adversity. Now, as a single mother I know I can make a lasting influence on this world and those around me, and I owe it all to Piggy Poggy Pog. Now, you can go forward with the knowledge that I impart. Play the game, learn the lessons that it has to teach and be the change you want to see in the world. Thank you, Piggy Poggy Pog.

Isharay
Isharay

It lasts about 5 minutes. It has 12 levels and at the end of the 12th nothing happens that would give that slightest sense of reward that you get at the end of a game or a series of levels. It has no music, nor any kind of sound.

Extend
Extend

Amazing! So much story, made me burst into tears. Please buy this game, it is worth every penny. There is so much content to this game, I'm pretty sure its 69,420+ hours of content. Beautiful game. Amazing job.

-_-
-_-

Basically what Cyberpunk 2077 should have been...

skrrts
skrrts

This game has immaculate game play, breathtaking, and stunning. My jaw dropped when I opened the game, eyes wide open staring at the main menu, listening to the nothingness audio the game offers.
How is this game not a AAA title? How is this only 2$? It's quite honestly incredible.
Please, sell any asset or personal belonging to pay for this game, It's a deal of a lifetime, a incredible steal.
Anytime I'm not playing this game I demand more, I keep coming back. This game is way too addicting and my wife is gonna leave me at any given point if I don't stop playing.

pls make piggy poggy pog 2

Vexplex
Vexplex

Okay guys enough with the BS this game is actually one of the best I've seen in quite a while. After playing for a couple of minutes I got hooked, line and sinker. I suggest you fellow chat dwellers do the same. So much Fun! (5$ has been transferred to your PayPal account.)

Asa Landers-Standley
Asa Landers-Standley

After playing for almost 200 hours I can definitively say that this is the best god damn game on the steam store. Screw triple A titles. THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU COULD BUY.

willthewie
willthewie

This game sucks, DONT BUY IT unless your 3 years old... It's a waste of $1.99

Professional Catgirl
Professional Catgirl

this game changed my life. I have never felt so much emotion from such a great storyline. truly inspiring.

moobloomzZz
moobloomzZz

this game is so good that its hard to describe it in words. it changed my life.

my wife fell in love with me when i started playing this game.

long story short this game is moving and impactfull

Jesser
Jesser

I am going to get the Speedrun World Record

spooky
spooky

Story 10/10
Graphics 10/10
Controls 10/10
Overall 10/10
Best game on Steam!

AlphaMale
AlphaMale

hard game i cried myself too sleep after i finally beat the game after 30 hours of grinding ycuk muc

FILERUST
FILERUST

As soon I got Piggy Poggy Pog my life changed for the better. This game is amazing. The graphics to the music is just truly appealing. I love the animations of Piggy Poggy Pog, like him sliding on the floor because of blunt force trauma, this truly made me happy. This game made me a millionaire. This game is better than FNaF Security Breach and every other game. This is the golden age of Piggy Poggy Pog.

biagiob12
biagiob12

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☑ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☑ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☑ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

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☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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upsetfeet
upsetfeet

- DIFFICULTY -

🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal
🔲 Hard
☑️ "Dark Souls"

- GRAPHICS -

🔲 "MS Paint"
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
🔲 Good
🔲 Classic is always better
🔲 Beautiful
☑️ Masterpiece

- MUSIC -

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
☑️ Beautiful

- STORY -

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing "Temple Runners" for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Umm Good?
🔲 Well written
☑️ Epic story

- PRICE -

🔲 Free
☑️ Underpriced
🔲 Perfect price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

- REQUIREMENTS -

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Potato
☑️ Average
🔲 High end
🔲 "NASA" computer

- LENGTH -

🔲 Very short (0 - 3 hours)
🔲 Short (3 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15 - 50 hours)
🔲 Long (50 - 90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90 - 110 hours)
☑️ More than 1 week (170+)
🔲 No ending

- FUN -

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
☑️ Ride of your life

- REPLAYABILITY -

🔲It's a one - time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months / years
🔲 Definitely
☑️ Infinitely replayable

- WORTH BUYING -
🔲 It's Free
🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
☑️ Yes

SlurpBear
SlurpBear

As the title implies, this game had me pogging. 10/10

saucy
saucy

People might call this a shitty game but honestly this is by far the best game i have seen in my entire life. I mean look at this graphics man, the pig animation when he walks is amazing, the acorns he collects looks realistic, and the fact that these platforms are just floating in a farm is mind blowing. Great job developers! This is worth the money I spent in this game.

Chowder Official
Chowder Official

this game made me kill my entire family i hate british people now why did i play this game i wasted money on this give me my money back please plase plase please plase plase please

Muchał
Muchał

This is the only form of entertainment in Auschwitz. Buy only if there's a 70% discount.

quality
quality

this game is truly a masterpiece. after purchasing piggy poggy pog, for the $1.99 of my $10 steam funds available, my life was changed forever. i reached a new point of life where i could see the history of the universe, when the world was new, when the dinosaurs roamed the new world. my family members have been extremely concerned for me, saying im crazy and its just your imagination. but i will always believe everything piggy poggy pog has allowed me to know and remember as long as i live. this platformer game looks so unfun, so unbelievably boring, but once you beat it and realize the true meaning of the game, it never looks the same. i just cant stop talking about it... its so beautiful. God has allowed the greatest video game to be made, and has allowed people, that can handle it, to see the secrets of the galaxy and universe. PIGGY POGGY POG WILL ALWAYS BE THE GREATEST VIRTUAL THING TO EVER BE PUT ON THIS PLANET, AND I WILL NEVER DENY MY BELIEFS THAT THIS PLATFORMER GAME INVOLVING A PIG COLLECTING ACORNS, ALLOWS YOU TO OBSERVE EVERYTHING GOING ON IN THE UNIVERSE AT ONCE.

CannySpice
CannySpice

harder than dark souls and so leng

MAMA_MIKE123
MAMA_MIKE123

LOVE THE GAME only game better is sex feat ned

Ultbee
Ultbee

Piggy Poggy Pog is amongst the most legendary creations ever made. If this game were to disappear from the steam store one day, humanity would corrupt. This game is single-handedly the one thing holding up the entire economy, and everyone's sanity. If I weren't able to experience Piggy Poggy Pog the world would stop rotating. This is the best possible outcome out of any human creation ever. I don't think there could ever be something with more of an adventure. The story of Piggy Poggy Pog is one that dives deeper than games such as Five Night's At Freddy's, with all there is to decode, you can be looking into Piggy Poggy Pog for thousands of hours at a time. I love Piggy Poggy Pog.

Cream
Cream

Dude this game is sick and I think it's better than Elden Ring 10/10 Would like to see a sequal.

Cordulator
Cordulator

It's like Farming Simulator but if Hideo Kojima had directed it.
OR
It's like if Half-Life 3 and P.T. rage $#*% and gave anal birth.

It really depends on your overall geopolitical views
10/10 would nut pig again.

Labor Day Weekend
Labor Day Weekend

I don't think you know how incredible this game is. The reviews cannot convey the amazing quality and life changing experience Piggy Poggy Pog will give you. I used to be pitiful being and a waste of space but as soon as I open Piggy Poggy Pog for the first time my life changed for the better. This game is incredible and honestly should be a higher price than what it is sold for. I would buy this for a trillions of dollars if i knew how incredible this game was. Piggy Poggy Pog is a masterpiece.

dayton
dayton

The in-depth story-line of Piggy Poggy Pog is absolutely fathoming, considering the fact that the graphic design of the game fits the lore very well. As you play, your bond to Piggy Poggy Pog grows ever-increasingly stronger to the point where you feel an emotional connect to Piggy Poggy Pog. The elaboration of Piggy Poggy Pog's emotions are very visible when he fails. You can see the pain in his eyes, making you strive to help him get to his shed. Thank you, TSS Studio.

Michael
Michael

The in-depth story-line of Piggy Poggy Pog is absolutely fathoming, considering the fact that the graphic design of the game fits the lore very well. As you play, your bond to Piggy Poggy Pog grows ever-increasingly stronger to the point where you feel an emotional connect to Piggy Poggy Pog. The elaboration of Piggy Poggy Pog's emotions are very visible when he fails. You can see the pain in his eyes, making you strive to help him get to his shed. Thank you, TSS Studio.

Greenman Gaming
Greenman Gaming

I beat the game in thirteen minutes.
I spent $2 of my own money on this game.

I am happy with my purchase.

kip
kip

One of the best game experiences I've ever had. 11/10

iron
iron

This game is to hard for me :(

I don't like women
I don't like women

great game worth every money I spent on it however I am not satisfied with the amount of avaiable levels

RainbowistLaney
RainbowistLaney

This game truly taught me so much. Thank you Piggy Poggy Pog (:

Minion
Minion

I'm going to make a ham sandwich.

And possibly commit mass genocide against the nation of France.

GetBopped26
GetBopped26

This game cured my Gacha addiction, it is so good it may as well solve all the crisis that the world is going through right now.
My ex-wife came back to me after finishing this game and we lived happily ever after

mickytubby
mickytubby

splendid video game, however I must say.. The hitboxes in this game have aggravated me to a certain extent - I would suggest a minor change. Also the game is completed rather quickly, when is Piggy Poggy Pog™ 2 coming out. I am fiending for more Piggy Poggy Pog™ action!

MiniNinja111
MiniNinja111

Big penis, very huge pog game. Literally cured my cancer and gave me 1 million schmekels. 10/10 would recommend