SAMOLIOTIK

SAMOLIOTIK
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Metacritic
90
Steam
83.726
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Price
$0.64
Release date
25 March 2016
Steam reviews score
Total
90 (1 234 votes)

SAMOLIOTIK is a stylish shoot-em-up with different enemies, bosses, colour palettes, power-ups, set in different eras. In this game you will fight Adolf Gutler,The Illuminati, and other creatures.

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SAMOLIOTIK system requirements

Minimum:

  • OS: Windows 7, 8, 8.1, 10
  • Processor: Intel Pentium 4 2Ghz
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 512 MB video memory
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 70 MB available space
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TK Euro <3
TK Euro <3

SAMOLIOTIK-

The game is pretty simple an straight forward.
Youre a plane that flys into onward coming enemy planes, while shooting them to progress further into the game.
The graphics are okay an I didnt seem to come across any bugs or issues with running Samoliotik.

As you progress there is different changing scenery at certain objectives.
There could have been more additions to the game
- soundstracks
- unlockables
- exclusive features

not a bad game to add to the collection.

Graphics 4/10
Controls 6/10
Satisfaction 6/10

The game features achievements and trading cards.

Bagdoosh
Bagdoosh

Very good high octane triple A shooter, well worth the 60 dollars and a truly amazing game with a compelling story and interesting characters.

S0YxSauCe
S0YxSauCe

The meaning of life is SAMOLIOTIK.

Mr G
Mr G

it’s a classic arcade shooter with kick ass soundtrack. if you have fast reflex and are able to keep your eyes on multiple objects (whole screen at once) you can beat this game with 100% achievement in 5 minutes. Play it with a well-lit room, and keep at least 40 IN away from the screen, the bright color can easily tire your eyes in minutes.

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Graphics: SAMOLIOTIK
Sounds: SAMOLIOTIK
Story: SAMOLIOTIK

Total Score: SAMOLIOTIK/10

The meaning of life is SAMOLIOTIK

evocati
evocati

This game has removed my Windows...That's all I wanted to say.
P.S.Beautiful soundtrack

PALTO TO JA MAM W SZAFIE
PALTO TO JA MA…

Good game, but TOO FUCKING COLORFUL. My eyes literally hurt.

PatϟDark
PatϟDark

It took me 20 minutes to get all the achievements because i am l33t and i r0xx0r ure b0xx0rz.
Meaning it probably will take you 2 to 3 hours.

your_breakfast
your_breakfast

Quite an enjoyable small time-wasting game for a snack in between. The absurdity and the lack of common sense logic make this game so bad, that it's actually good. Communist propaganda that is definitely worth a $ from your pocket.
Oh, and it's going to teach your kids why they should not drink before driving.

Tыshek3329
Tыshek3329

drink vodka, play the balalaika and Praise Putin

Puffs
Puffs

I don't wanna spoil the fun! Trust me, Just play it. It got some dank memes

11/10 Gaben, Please don't hurt me again ;-;

Kanye Wide
Kanye Wide

Easy to play, easy to get a hang of.

Explaination:
In this game, you are a plane shooting and dodging planes, bugs, and other wierd things. Random power-up items drop and they do different things. For example, one can make you shoot three bullets at a time instead of 1, or another power up can speed you up.

The bosses are pretty easy to defeat, since you dont really need to "kill it", you just shoot it a few times and it will fly away (at least what I've seen so far).

The controls are easy, you just move your mouse to move your plane and mouse1 to shoot.

Comments:
I like this game because its pretty relaxing (unless you rage a lot for small things ex. Dying).
There are a few bugs here and there, but nothing I couldn't handle. An example of a bug is after I die, I can still move the plane around (though I can't see it) and shoot (I could hear the shooting sound).
Since I got this game for sale due to getting a coupon from crafting a badge, it was much worth the price that I pair for, which I think is about 30 cents or something.
I would recommend this game to anyone who enjoys relaxing / easy games.
The music is also quite nice as well.

I used a macro that clicks infinitely so that I dont have to hold or click to shoot. This just allows me to worry about moving my mouse and not having to worry about clicking. (For anyone that wants an easier way to play an already easy game)

yessirskiii
yessirskiii

KALINKA KALINKA KALINKA KALINKA

bagniakk
bagniakk

xDDD polecam magda gessler lol

💖Mrs, Lexi
💖Mrs, Lexi

Easy 100% Achievement game. It's fun but it gave me motion sickness. Took me about 45 min's to finish game with 100%.Took longer to collect card's. And if you have Epilepsy I would stay away..

Dankspankthetank
Dankspankthetank

Fun game, easy achievements, bit of a challenge which is good

Pros - gives a bitch slap to lord Gabens inability to count to three

Cons - MY FUCKING EYES

bigfooty
bigfooty

WOW! What started off as an atari based game laced with dupstep music turned into one of the most surprising and fun games in my library. The H3 level truely surprised me and the music made this game one of my favs in a long while. Very well done! To anyone unsure about this game, GET IT. Stick with it. You will like it!

Kozek
Kozek

Crafted a CS:GO Badge
Got a Sale card for this game
Bought it
Tryed it
Closed it because it gived me headaches
Opened it after more than a month
Killed the damn egyptian cat
Seen the windows crash
Thought i won the game
Sadly i killed after this cthulu
Hl3 and 99% Sales ..Gaben confirmed
Killed him after so many rages
Won the game
Clicked on Go to the last update thought its a new update
Killed that guy
Finished the game
Suicided from epilepsia
19/10 would play this again 23/10 would suicide again

TheMoomin
TheMoomin

Bought the game for dank achievements only

I regret nothing

Footloose20005
Footloose20005

Pretty fun little game with a good soundtrack, worth the price in my opinion

jpsaraiva
jpsaraiva

*roll dice*
You are in an online game platform. There are several positive reviews about a simple and cheap game. Really, really cheap. What do you use your money for?

a) Buy the game
b) Buy a bag of candies
c) Burn the bill

*roll dice*
You buy the game. You play the game. You see that the game is not so fun as previously reviewed. Indeed, after some minutes, you begin to wonder why did you buy this game. Some more minutes later, you wonder why didn´t you buy the bag of candies. But wait, there is a refund option! What do you do?

a) Ask for a refund
b) Play the game eventually, when you´re stuck in an airport, waiting to take your flight
c) Write a review to warn other players and to increase the quarter revenue of companies that sell bags of candy

*roll dice*
You write a review!

+1 XP
-1 Gold

Sunwallker
Sunwallker

Old school and fun to kill time. Reminiscent of my youth, has a peculiar sense of humor and the game itself is pretty fun but short. For ridiculous bag of money a good game - try it!

spl
spl

Very unique game, and a good way to spend an hour. The price suits it very well, it is definitely worth a try.

sfnhltb
sfnhltb

A very basic vertical scrolling shoot em up that relies heavily on memes and throwing random things at you as its main feature. The controls are okay, there is no variation in enemies or even bosses as all normal enemies just come vertically down the screen, nothing fires at you. The bosses are a bit different in the stay on screen until destroy and wobble about trying to back you into a corner with the normal enemies that keep coming during the boss fights. Each stage will have a new shaped enemy and boss but the all behave the same way throughout the game, so there is little variation.

There are a few different bonuses to pick up - allowing you to fly faster, shooter faster or triple shot, etc., but apart from that there is no real depth here, and nothing really to recommend it unless you are easily amused by the memes/randomness thrown at you.

phantigma
phantigma

This game has some of the best music I have ever heard. It brought out my inner Slav, my water in my glass turned to vodka and I found myself squatting instead of sitting when playing this game. After a session it feels like you've had a bad trip. The music is still in your head and the edges of everything around you continues to move. Best subliminal messaging I've felt in a game, I rate a solid 5/7.

jaksin
jaksin

The best 9 minutes i have ever spent! r8 8/8 m8 11/10 IGN. do get this game! I would buy this gem again for $100! Absolutely FLAWLESS!!!!!

one striped boi
one striped boi

Pretty funny 8bit game. Bought it for 0.43 Euro.

Mael
Mael

Well.. It's an experience, that's for sure

mschriber67
mschriber67

Its a rage quit game. You just try and try but you cannot succeed. Really bad for people who are color blind

Nishi
Nishi

This games great for memes. It's rather short but get's a little challenging if you aren't familiar with the different levels. It is entertaining for every now and then.

Easy 100%

8/10 Illuminati's

Pirate Murf  如何
Pirate Murf 如何

The game is called "SAMOLIOTIK" thats all I know and thats all you know, we both know I was at my house at 8:30pm-10:30 and I WAS NOT, I repeat WAS NOT at walmart where the murder happened, and I do not know about the murder until police ask me, clear?

Jadelor
Jadelor

This glitchy little shmup-lite combines two things that I love: utter nonsense and unbounded mouse control in a 2d shooter. I would love to see more shmups where you can move as fast as your mouse does. The last two levels are *so good* if you're in the flow.

That said, the first three levels are slower (read: worse), the game is mega repetitive, sometimes levels are unbeatable because some counters seem to glitch up, and the game force closes after the fourth level, so the authors put a "get to the final level right away" option in the main menu. Yeah…

IF the game didn't glitch up this badly, I'd recommend it without a second thought (although it's still a very specific type of a short game). But it does! On the other hand, if you want a lovely, really short dash of mouse-shmupping nonsense, this mightn't bother you.

suco de fruta
suco de fruta

"think about your life" 10/10.

【Phr0stY】
【Phr0stY】

SAMOLIOTIK is a game combining the old generation with the new by taking old-school shoot em' up gameplay and combining a ton of memes into it.

Pros:
-Memes, which may, or may not appeal to you
-The free-scrolling mouse control is pretty solid, and makes manuvering in the game easier
-Cheap, and has trading card drops

Cons:
-Not a lot of content. Took me a total of 30min to beat
-Absolutely no replay value. Once you've finished there's nothing more to see.

It's worth a look if you enjoy these type of games.
5/10

Kuolema
Kuolema

WARNING SPOILER! ALERT!!!
---------------------------------------

In this game I could defeat the four evil overlords of the universe:

• Hitler
• The Illuminati
• Osiris
• Gaben Newell

Truly, a fantastic journey.

crazii
crazii

Illuminati-Engine meets Russian-Mentality, Gabe Newell and Adolf Gutler... Good game for short time. :D

The_Enderwolf
The_Enderwolf

SAMOLIOTIK is a game I found through a discount code I got from crafting badges. The game looks good and is one of those games you just want one more try at. The bosses are cool and the design of the game is great. And I still can't properly pronounce the name....

TheRedFedora
TheRedFedora

If you have some spare time and 1 euro, play it, it's worth it 10/10

Tablis
Tablis

A very simple and generic vertical shoot 'em up. Plays smooth, nice music. Achievements are only marginally challenging. Charming, despite the Russian humour.

funny
funny

funny game :DD easy trading cards

Primal
Primal

So Bad It's Good.

Soundtrack is alright.

Drinking Vodka while playing might improve experience, but is not a requirement.

cbd on ebt
cbd on ebt

A great game if you need an excuse to break your keyboard.

SwgLrd ⚜
SwgLrd ⚜

Bought this game a year ago and only played it now. Very good game but short.

jack
jack

Fun arcade game with RUSSIAN MUSIC.

Achievements are a bit annoying to get though.

10/10 would drink vodka again.

2MuchDog
2MuchDog

Fun and simpler shooter. Kinda unforgiving at times but I still enjoyed it.

Batshit Shovelier
Batshit Shovelier

This was a very fun little game to play. Clever themes and quirky features made it a worth while game. 10/10

Shishiro Idol
Shishiro Idol

SAMOLIOTIK is a fairly simple indie shooter in which the player controls the aircraft and destroys various enemies among which there is even Adolf Hitler and the Illuminati. The game itself is dynamic enough and it will not make you boring. During the game, you will periodically receive temporary improvements for your aircraft, which will slightly simplify the destruction of opponents. In the game there are several bosses, to kill which you will spend a lot of time.

Hitchet
Hitchet

Vodka + Hitler + Gaben. What else do you need? Achievements, of course.
6/10

Bakchod
Bakchod

Is gud game, u need to buy this game, for the MOTHERLAND!

Peterparkinsons22
Peterparkinsons22

Brilliant game, but I wouldn't buy it. only because it is so stressful, but the soundtrack is really good.

oreo gaming
oreo gaming

Ay mama, i see capitalism!
10 Samoliotikov / 10

Postboy
Postboy

This game was ok. I wasn't a huge fan of how basic it is, but its ok.

Ötzi
Ötzi

Some gags here and there. A bit weird that every level ends with a sudden black screen, but that apparently intended. Other than that, it's easy to win, hard to fail. Quickly finished within a few minutes. Was fun anyway. ёб.аный урод

Radny
Radny

Listen I'd fucking thumbs this game up if there was a level select feature or some kind of save point but killing hitler and then being smacked by a dollar sign that blends into the next background and having to start over sucks major nuts

Emmo19
Emmo19

Its good, very short if you know what you are doing. It has a not that much content bu there is basicly no story so you can replay it.

cool beans game

snips
snips

Started playing and then I drank vodka . cyka blyat

Idk how i feel but i do feel drunk after this game.

Would recommend 100% . Also the level 4 badge is Adolf Gutler .

EZ

Screw it im actually drunk

The game got me drunk

Luxdark
Luxdark

Стоит больше своей цены, но по странице в магазине не понятно это)

//P0rtal/zメ
//P0rtal/zメ

Ok... 10 mins in and you are done

Gamenet
Gamenet

soviet anthem on the main menu...
shit GAMEPLAY
just fking garbage
buy only for cards and achievs..
dont be dumb like me , and dont collect every crap on your steam profile

Holy Crusader
Holy Crusader

bought the deluxe edition, this game is glorious

Waspor
Waspor

While it's not offensively bad, it doesn't feel very good to play, with sluggish movement and firing speed, and background details that look identical to enemies. There are plenty of better shmups.

Mystery_Player
Mystery_Player

sounds track is good, gameplay is just waiting for a power up and very repetitive. hit boxes are inconsistant; the basic planes are the right size and every thing else is to small or big.

also very short, i don't play bullet hell/shooter em up games like this and i still beat it in under an hour. easy 100% for ~$2 though.

don't buy it for the gameplay.

loreleied
loreleied

relatively fun meme'd game with easy achievements and some cool emoticons

атака удзумаки
атака удзумаки

no, adolf hitler doesn't like it

Shrek's Cumdump
Shrek's Cumdump

One of the best games to play while being drunk

Kenton
Kenton

Very solid game for achievement hunters. There isn't as much of a progression system as I would love for a game like this but it was fun to play and beat. 8/10

ravvald
ravvald

This is exactly how I imagined 1945 in soviet perspective.

CödeX
CödeX

*gets vodka*

me: "I'm fast as Fv¢k Boi"

Replicator
Replicator

A very strange airplane shooter game, little short but with amazing soundtrack. 10/10

STREIGHTJACKIN
STREIGHTJACKIN

as a slavic person myself
this game sucks ahh