Wooden Battles

Wooden Battles
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Metacritic
77
Steam
70.444
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Price
$9.99
Release date
22 December 2017
Steam reviews score
Total
77 (449 votes)

Build a wooden fort, place your units, watch the mayhem!

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Wooden Battles system requirements

Minimum:

  • OS: Windows 7
  • Processor: Quad Core 2.6 GHz
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 1 GB of Video RAM
  • Storage: 300 MB available space

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otso1223
otso1223

very fun battles but missions are impossible and challenges are also impossible and i wish they would make two kinds for conquest one that is a small apartment [like the beta] and then the newest version with is bigger and impossible to beat cuz the bots have more unit tipes and you cant choose where to spon and you spon in the worst place in the middle and the bots will beat you to the ground. So only buy if you want a uniq battle simulatter or have nostaliga for it 8/10

joohnypl
joohnypl

A very very cool game!! The creators did a great job creating this game. Im REALLY impressed. I hope you add controlling. What i mean here, is to controll your troop! It would be awesome. And again, Your game is fantastic.

Republic of Newfoundland
Republic of Ne…

You should be able to toggle offence / defence in battle. The units will only focus 1 guy, sniper units are unstoppable if you are on defence. I would only recommend this for sandbox, but if these things do get added / patched I would recommend.

hunter1944
hunter1944

This is a great game to go to when your bored and you like messing with toy army men. I really like this game and I think it can present a good challenge. So place your army men and watch them fight, or try to make the largest army ever and take over the whole house. I think theirs enough modes to choose from and I like Playing each mode, I have no regret buying this game. Hope you found this helpful. Have a great day, and God bless you.

Mani🐾 Good Girl
Mani🐾 Good Girl

Wooden Battles is easy and fun, all tho i would suggest to wait for sale. As a mod for this game on speedrun.com, if u get bored and have 100% game completed i recommend trying to speedrun this game.

MaManGO
MaManGO

the game play is good its just need updates

Octavious Bundah
Octavious Bundah

Terrible, terrible, terrible rip off of TABS. Don't buy, it's really bad.

Samoth_Five
Samoth_Five

Wooden battles is a good game if it did not have the things that i did not like. this is my oppinon and only my oppinon.

Anonymous
Anonymous

kind of good how do you exit like you go to sandbox how to go out to play caimpain

Zan Man
Zan Man

This game is horrible because first conquest doesn't work second there is only one upgrade that is kinda lame

CI Guy
CI Guy

in conquest you NEED the sniper or you'll a base to one sniper

Anonymous
Anonymous

not sure what i like about this Game is is fun though

Anonymous
Anonymous

My 6 year old loves this game. I don't think he's quite figured out all the logistics but it keeps him busy and entertained :)

Dayton Coles
Dayton Coles

just for god sake get this game

Anonymous
Anonymous

its so good you can do every thing buy it if you dont you have messed up get it good grafix its worth it

Phrog-_-
Phrog-_-

It's fun for about 5 minutes. There hasn't been in update in a year. From what i can tell they abandoned the game. Not worth it

slipper92
slipper92

Very fun game but no support of the developer anymore

GIBUS SOLDIER
GIBUS SOLDIER

is nice doesn't require a beefy computer at all and its a great game

Sylivia
Sylivia

It can be hard and frustrating at times but has a short and challenging "campaign".

Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ

The Fun fell faster than when i jumped off a building with a damn jetpack facing downwards

noah0922
noah0922

Its a good game but it hasn't been updated for over a year now. I've abandoned the game at this point.

dalolperson
dalolperson

I really love Wooden Battles.

I really enjoy battle simulators, and this is one of my favourites.
It is so cool, and you can even build your own bases!

You can also upload battles to the workshop.

The sad thing is, this game is dead. The developer stopped updating it, and there is no multiplayer as it is an indie game. If you want to buy it, then please do, it’s a fantastic game. But almost nobody plays it anymore.

trexman6802
trexman6802

I love this game and the goreless dissmemberment it may lag if you have a bad computer though

Skyrim Guard
Skyrim Guard

yeah it`s a great game but i can`t make the screen larger

Maroon Foxy
Maroon Foxy

Great game but it would be even better if the devs added a way to controll units or maybe switch them from defensive to offensive in the middle of a fight

Anonymous
Anonymous

im very angry theres a anoying feature that is I CANT GET FULL SCREEN pls can you fix it

Kenny Wishbone
Kenny Wishbone

this game sucks ass must burn

if you buy this game thats means your kinda cringe just go buy totally accurate battke smulater that gmae will make you cum your pants and piss at the same time

JeffJrJeb
JeffJrJeb

Feels bland and sad for me now. not because I'm depressed but just because after a while, you realize there is not much else to do.

Corporal_Jay
Corporal_Jay

Great game to play on the side when you are get bored, and is fairly strategic at times. Only thing I dislike is those very rare right rng needed to win battles, but as I stated those are very rare.

z 120908
z 120908

I thought this game was bad but it is good i am a bit annoyed on how the devs are not active but, it is a good game there is room from improvement but it is original and a good game.

Shore Trooper
Shore Trooper

It's a fun battle simulator game, good physics. I like how you can build your own army and buildings/defenses.
I recommend this game!

BaTHorY
BaTHorY

i like this game its like tabs but you can build can you add a punching unit into the game?

texiangirl
texiangirl

i will recomend this game its really fun it cost money yea but you can do so much with it only thing is the close thing you get to vechelis is building a build to look like one or the horses other than that and other stuff its reallly good

Gamer guy!
Gamer guy!

good... but devs abandoned it so I cant really say anything

Sydney
Sydney

funny wood man commits murder. 7/10

This games fun. I like it, I'd like it more if it WAS UPDATED. Game can be fun but sometimes it can get a bit boring. For me its gotten quite boring but. It was pretty fun and the gameplays pretty simple. Would recommend.

mrydlin
mrydlin

epic game if you like rts games, or if you just like to send two armies against each other. maybe even siege a castle or city that you built! it's a pretty cool game, you can even roleplay in it; Say that you built a bridge, and said bridge is needed to send supplies and ammo to troops across said bridge. Or maybe make a city and siege it, take over it, then maybe launch a counterattack using the other team. epic game 10/10, I wish it was still being worked on though.

poland into space
poland into space

very fun i did alamo games with the block it is very fun

j.brulle
j.brulle

I love this game but I HAT THE ROKIT MAN HE ID DOM! GET THE CANISIN GONE I HAT HIM ho and can u add it were u can have more teams like in the sadbox pls

Crash Time
Crash Time

cool game
wooden battles is a great game sadly the game is alerdy dead
The game is very challenging and pretty fun.
i rate it 8/10

karathen73
karathen73

its a fun game and only 2 things i would fix or add. First, i would add some new units like a pirate, currasier, (Sorry for the spelling, but they were heavy calvary that countries used, Napoleon did) Oregon Gun and A Drummer. Now one thing i would fix is that a Swordsman should have more hp than a musketooon. I tested and a musketoon has double the hp, of a swordsman. Now they both have to get close, but the swordsman looks like currasier of there horse, and he has a sword so if you could please buff the sowrdsman to have the most hp, instead of the musketoon. Also the musketoon needs a little damage buff.

BigShot303
BigShot303

It's pretty fun and cool it's like a toy war i love it (:

Sly
Sly

Pretty much what you'd expect. Set up little wooden troops to fight the other side. Best troops and placement wins. Very simple and the style is cute. Personally I don't think it was worth the purchase so I'm not going to recommend it.
There is little content to offer so it gets old and repetitive quickly. Watch some game play before purchasing and be vigilant.

If you like the look of this game and have considered everything go for it.

trippy
trippy

wooden people fighting eachother. SOUNDS GOOD TO MEH.

Romeman110
Romeman110

Give it a try you will love It. you will need good internet and a fast computer for best Game play, but it is still do able if yours is not so good.

best $10 I have ever spent.

Commander of Order
Commander of Order

It's an unpolished over priced turd. The in conquest when AI captures a fort they instantly have a massive garrison.

StrawberryWoof
StrawberryWoof

A good game to play when you want to chill. I recommend it. Worth the money? Yeah.

Nico
Nico

great game for fitting in on war based games and strategy based game

BiggestBoofer
BiggestBoofer

There are a lot more modes that you would think that are a lot more challenging then you may think. Very nice little game that I am glad I have.

kyrylatlas
kyrylatlas

conquest mode is a pain when an enemy takes a castle they insta deploy an army they didint have and the garrison feature makes me mad just because i forgot to put my units in garrison doesint mean i should loose an ENTIRE ARMY AND CASTLE also when you open the tech tree time goes by even when i paused it fix this also rocket troops are beyond useless other than these few things the game is pretty fun i just wanna be able to play conquest without having to pause and save every literal second.

β™” Glorified Toaster  ☧
β™” Glorified To…

Game is practically dead, the devs abandoned it awhile ago so i would say pass.

cooperduper.3
cooperduper.3

can we get commanding in the game so you command your units to go some where and can you add Nell so the units will Nell behind defense [ex. wooden block]

jmstevulak.dc
jmstevulak.dc

Very fun and easy to play sanbox is so fun!

jaydenpaul24
jaydenpaul24

how to tyang wapins in the umerey

candypower9988
candypower9988

amazing game but its a battle simulator meaning the minimum requirements are not great

David
David

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
β˜‘ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Donβ€˜t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
β˜‘ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
β˜‘ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
β˜‘ Kids
β˜‘ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
β˜‘ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
β˜‘ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
β˜‘ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
β˜‘ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
β˜‘ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
β˜‘ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
β˜‘ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Cyberpunk 2077
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
β˜‘ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

|*D*F*| Isildur
|*D*F*| Isildur

it is a good basic game with good modding and battle Sim

Quindarius Gooch the VII
Quindarius Goo…

meh, its in between yes and no.