Deez system requirements
Minimum:
- OS: xp/vista/7/8/10
- Processor: i3
- Memory: 256 MB RAM
- Graphics: 250+ mb
- DirectX: Version 9.0a
- Storage: 30 MB available space
- Sound Card: any
Recommended:
- DirectX: Version 11
Minimum:
Recommended:
You can download Deez from this page. Content is not free and distributed on a paid basis by Upandq for $0.99. Therefore, you will have to buy it before downloading it.
There is only one official option available :
The name's Deez. Deez nuts. Goat ham! I'm about to milk a goat and make some goat cheese. Goat cheese is very high in protein, and helps with bone growth. Hrrrng, I just felt one of my bones grow.
Deez is the best game i have ever played. from the magnificent level design, to the amazing controls. The story is so deep and developed, with so many characters you can get attached to. Definitely would recommend.
Im pretty certain your 4th level is broken
This is genuinely the best game ever made. I am going to dump countless hours into this game and will eventually speedrun it. Thank you for introducing such an abstract videogame to the world!
I've played this game for 10 minutes and I can proudly announce that deez nuts
IF DEEZ HAS A MILLION FANS, IM ONE OF THEM
IF DEEZ HAS A HUNDRED FANS, IM ONE OF THEM
IF DEEZ HAS TEN FANS, IM STILL ONE OF THEM
IF DEEZ HAS ONE FAN, THATS ME
IF DEEZ HAS NO FANS, THAT MEANS I AM NO LONGER ON THE EARTH
IF THE WORLD IS AGAINST DEEZ, I AM AGAINST THE WORLD
A truly enlightening experience. After playing this game, I am now whole. I have no reason to live but to play this game. Thank you Deez.
Deez Review:
Gameplay: Extremely simple!
Fun: If you like to sit at your computer and control some character in a 2D game going left to right, this game is for you!
Horror: Terribly horrifying!!!
Length: Infinite and beyond!!!
Troll Factor: 10/10!
Flex Factor: 500/10! "I am grinding Deez tonight!" "I am so cracked at Deez" "My favorite game is Deez!" "I am the best Deez player on this planet!"
Name: 50/10!
To sum up all of the score:
Total: Deez (nuts)
Can anyone help? My mom and dad had an argument downstairs and my dad left to go get milk. It's been a week since he's been back. Where is my dad?
A modern take on the ancient understanding of ethics and morals. A true wonder of the world.
didn't run on my pc with 256MB ram